Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
Moho Sama
stood proudly and said "Let's go to other dimensions! We'll bring their
monsters to our world and defeat Rotsecna!"
"Alright!
Let's go!" Miakko said.
"No
Miakko. You are staying here this time." Aaron said. "The same goes
for you too Waiareas and Ryu."
"But
the machine can work only when at least one person who has passed through
dimensions the past uses it." Ryu said.
"We
realized it is not true." Moho Sama said. "We only need their DNA.
And we needed a lot of it."
"DNA?"
Waiareas asked.
"Matoi's
sperm." Moho Sama showed a tank filled with 10 thousand liter of cum.
Matoi run
toward Miakko, held her hands and worriedly said "Miakko I wasn't cheating
on you!!!!! I've masturbated only on photos of you!!!!!!!!"
"I
didn't think even for a second you'll cheat on me. Don't be worried." She
hugged him. "So, Moho, who'll you send?"
"That's
the problem. We don't have enough people." Moho Sama said. "Oh I
know! Let's send Uzib! In won't an issue if he'll die!"
"You
didn't call him…" Sayoko said "And I don't think he'll agree to
come."
"Amose,
I've already took care of that." Aaron said "You can come in!"
he called his people.
Many of
the GYM Leaders went inside the basement "Now that Pokeballs can't be used
we have become useless!!!!!" Brock said.
"Yeah!
I want to save this world!!!!! That's the least I can do!" Misty said.
"Alright!
Then we'll use you guys! Thank you!" Moho Sama said. "Listen well. We
are going to worlds that tame monsters like we do. We won't go to any other
worlds other than those. Brock, Misty, you are first. You'll go to the
"Monster Hunter" world."
Misty and
Brock found themselves in a frozen forest. "We should ask for help."
Misty said. They searched and found a village. They talked to blond haired
girl. "We came from a different dimension. We heard your world has
monsters that can be tamed and used as well. Please! Tell us how to catch
them!" Misty begged.
"Oh
you mean Monstie." the girl said. "My name is Avinia. I'll go fetch
my partner. I'll help you. All you need is to steal an egg from their nest.
Just don't go to rank five nest. I'll be back soon. Don't go alone."
"Fuck
it we are going alone. No time to waste." Brock said.
Fifteen
minutes later…
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!" Brock and Misty screamed.
"Oh
shit… they are dead…." Moho said. "Who goes next?! The
"Persona" world is next!"
"We'll
go!" Alola's Trial's Captains Lana and Mallow said.
They found
themselves in a modern city. The sun was about to be set. Lana talked to one
student "I heard you have monsters in this world that can be tamed. Can
you teach us how to do it?"
"Oh
you mean 'Persona'! You can't tame them, but you can summon them from your
heart. I'll teach you how to do it. All you need is a gun." The student
said.
"I
don't think it is safe…" Mallow was worried.
"Here
take a gun." The student said. "Now all you do is aiming it to your
temple. And shout "Persona!""
"I
really don't think it is safe…" Mallow was even more worried.
"Do
it!!!! Persona!!!!!" the student urged.
"Persona!!!!!!"
Mallow and Lana shouted.
Bang!
"Junpei!
What are you doing?!" an older female student with red hair called from
afar.
"Mitsuru!
I'm coming in just a second!"
"Fuck
we lost Lana and Mallow!" Moho punched his fist.
"Next!
The 'Nights of Azure' world!" Aaron called.
Unova's
GYM Leader Marlon and Kalos GYM Leader Olympia found themselves in a city at
midnight. They saw a lot of monsters and one woman with long silver hair and
giant breasts. "Can we ask about the monsters in this world?" Marlon
asked.
"Do
you think that I, Arnice will answer that to a Fiend? Your black skin is a
proof of that! Meet your end!!!!!!!!!!" she drew her sword and beheaded
them. "Oh… your blood is red and not blue… I was wrong… What the hell am I
going to do now?! Lilysse will never forgive me…"
"Next
is 'Digimon' world!!!!!" Moho Sama
called.
GYM
Leaders Clay and Ramos managed to get their Digimon but forgot their password,
couldn't sign out the online system, and passed away out of starvation.
"Why
do you need a password to sign out?!!!! It doesn't make any sense!!!!!!!!"
He punched fist at the wall. "Next is 'Kingdom Hearts' world! Clemont!
Bugsy! You go!"
"Okay
Bugsy. Listen. We need to research about this world before doing anything
stupid, so we won't die like the others before us." Clemont said.
"You
are right! That way we won't die! Let's ask from someone to tell us about the
history of this world."
They met a
group of three friend wearing black coats. "Oh I'll explain." The one
with the spiky red long hair said. "I'm Axel. The one with me is Roxas. He
is the Nobody of Sora."
"Who
is Sora?" Clemont asked.
"Technically
he is with me. See my friend with black hair with me? She is Xion. She is
Sora's memories in the way he sees Kairi."
"So
Xion is Kairi?" Bugsy asked.
"How
dare you!" Roxas got mad. "Xion is Xion!"
After 20
minutes of explanations Bugsy and Clemont got a stroke and passed away.
"Fuck!
Then next is 'Yokai Watch'!!!!!" Moho Sama screamed.
Pryce and
Juan were killed.
"Then
'Ni no Kuni'!!!!!!"
Roark and
Katy lost their lives.
"Then
next is-"
"Amose,
all of the GYM Leaders were killed." Aaron said. "There is nobody
left. What now?"
"No
choice then…. I guess all of the other worlds were too dangerous. We'll try one
last time, on the safest world I have. It is called 'Like a Dragon'. They have
monsters called 'Sujimon' but I don't know anything else. Shirr, Brazle, you
go."
"Be
careful!" Nog said.
"Ahhhh!!!!!!!!"
Brazle and Shirr fell from the sky and crashed near an airport at the morning.
They went inside and saw the date, time, and the place they are on the screen.
"Shirr look! We are really in a different world. The date is October 24
2023."
"So
this place is called "Hawaii"… so weird to be in a different
world."
Hawaii is
a warm place, with rich beaches, and a lot of tourist coming to enjoy the
nightlife and the ocean in their vacation.
"I
think we should go to some bars and ask the bartenders if they know about the
'Sujimon' monsters." Brazle said.
"A
bar? Are you serious?! My husband is in coma! We didn't come here to have fun!
We should ask at some stores or something." Shirr opposed her.
"You
really don't get it, don't you?"
"Don't
get what?"
"The
reason Moho sent you to this world is so you can calm down a bit; exactly
because you are deeply worried about Katsuya. We are going to have long days of
fighting, if not months. You've barely slept. I understand you are worried, but
that's why you have to chance a pace for a while. You having fun a bit while
Katsuya is in coma says nothing about your feelings about him."
"But…"
"Not
to mention, the bartenders are our best chance. They talk to drinkers and
probably have heard something."
Shirr
decided to trust Brazle and they went to one of the many bars in the city. The
time was 11:15 AM and the store just opened fifteen minutes ago. The bartender
welcomed them. Brazle and Shirr said they have no money and explained him the
situation. He offered them a drink for free because he was a bit horny and saw
how beautiful they are. "Sujimon? One of my customers said something about
them."
"How
he looked like?" Shirr asked.
"He
was Japanese."
"I
don't know who Japanese look like." Brazle said. "What is 'Japanese'
to begin with?"
"If
that doesn't help then he had an afro, but he wasn't black."
"I
see." Shirr said. "Thank you. Brazle, I think you should get yourself
a weapon. We may have to fight."
"If
you want a weapon I have a hammer I have no need for anymore." The
bartender said and gave the hammer to Brazle.
After
searching for over an hour, they found one person that met the description;
afro hair, but not black skinned. "I've heard you know what Sujimon
are." Shirr said.
"I don't
what they are, but I'll helb you find them. After all, I come from the religion
of beace. My name is Muhammad."
"I'm
Brazle."
"And
I'm Shirr."
"Shirr?!!!!!!!!"
Muhammad was furious. "That's a name of the shitty Israeli beoble! Now I
see… Our lord didn't finish his job! I'll do it myself!"
"What?!!!!
You are so rude you know!" Brazle called.
"Itbach
Al Yehud!!!!" he said in Arabic.
"Get
away from him!!!!!!! He is a terrorist!!!!!" one man at his sixties
called. He came with a man with afro hair.
"Adachi
san! You don't know him and you call him a terrorist. That's rude." his
friend with the afro hair said.
"Kasugaaaaaa"
Adachi groaned "All of the Muslims are the same. It is either they are
terrorists or they support terrorism. Look what they do in the Middle East. By
the way, do you know they drown in shallow water?"
"Adachi
san you are talking nonsense." Kasuga said.
"I
can prove it."
"Then
prove."
"An
hour ago we were swimming in the sea. Have you seen Muslims?"
"No."
Kasuga naively said. "I wonder why…"
"That's
because they have drown."
"Now
you are really talking nonsense…"
"Anyway,
you girls, I heard you were talking about Sujimon. My friend Kasuga Ichiban
knows about them. In fact, he is a Sujimancer- It is like a Sujimon
Trainer." Adachi said.
"Oh
it is really like Pokémon Trainers" Shirr said.
"Pokémon…
That gave me an idea… You girls know that Muslims can't say 'P'?" Adachi
said. "Hey terrorist, say 'Pokémon'."
"Bokémon."
Muhammad said.
Adachi
rolled on the floor and laughed out loud.
"I
had enough of you!!!!!!!!! I'm going to exblode!!!!!!!!!" Muhammad
shouted.
"Again!!!!!
He can't say 'P'!!!!!!" Adachi kept laughing.
"Adachi
san it is becoming dangerous!!!!!!" Kasuga was worried. "You got us
into troubles!!!!!!!"
"Then
let's defeat him!" Brazle called.
"My
Islam brotherhood! Join me!!!!!" Muhammad called. Then came another guy
named Muhammad as well and joined the battle, and third Muhammad joined the
battle, and forth, and fifth, all named Muhammad.
"I
see!" Kasuga called "One of them is a Sujimon!"
"Which
one?" Shirr asked.
"Muhammad."
"They
are all Muhammad!!!!!" Brazle yelled.
"The
one that looks like a trash bag!" Kasuga called. "You can see their
true form by getting into a certain mindset."
"What
are you talking about…" Shirr said and felt something "Now I
see!!!!"
Brazle
tried to concentrate and then felt something "I see as well!!!! One of the
Muhammads really looks like trash! The others look like caterpillars!"
"You
are right! Let's defeat them!!!!" Kasuga called. And so, they fought, and
defeated them. "Now you have to beg him join you!"
"Fine
fine… I'll join. If I can exblode in other worlds I'll be habby"
They took
Muhammad, and returned to their original world. "Good job." Moho Sama
said "You did it! Now we'll have to see how resilient this monster and if
it can fight Rotsecna." He took a knife and stabbed Muhammad in the head.
Muhammad was killed and died. "It is a normal human!!!!!! Mission
failed!!!!!"