Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
The group
arrived at one of the ports in Unova. They saw in front of them a huge wall of
thirty meters high. This wall spreads all over Unova. Its construction started
right when Divoc started two years ago, all thanks to Unova's president
Gumshoos Hazozra who wanted to protect the region from Divoc 17 to spread. In
the end of the Pokémon League of this year its construction was over, an
impressive feat for the greatest and the most insane region president in the
world. The wall didn't manage to minimize Divoc to spread, but once Rotsecna
started attacking the world, the wall managed to protect many of Unova's citizens
from her. However… this wall will not manage to block the perfect invasion of
one thing… Moho Sama!
"Okay….
How are we supposed to get inside the region….? They won't let anyone get
in." Sayoko said.
"I
can cut the walls without anyone noticing at one weak spot without many guards."
Waiareas said.
"I
don't think it is a good idea. They will realize very quickly someone has
invaded." Nog said.
"Leave
it to me!" Moho Sama excitedly said and went to talk with one of the
guards.
"You
again?!" the guard angrily said. "I already told you! I won't let you
get in no matter what! What if you are Rotsecna's minion?!"
"You
are gay, right?"
"How
did you know?!"
"Your
rectum is dusty. Let me get in."
"The
region or my…?"
"YES"
"Fine!
I'm getting what you are saying! You better be worth it!"
I swear
Moho Sama will use any opportunity to do it.
Five
minutes later….
"How
he was?" Matoi asked.
"He
had one of the worst asses I ever smashed…."
"Anyway
we should keep going." Aaron said. "They say it supposed to rain
soon. We should buy some umbrellas."
There were
only five umbrellas in the entire store, and they bought the five that were
left. Some will have to share an umbrella. But even worse… the sky was sunny!
The party
kept walking. Sayoko and Nog were flirting. On the other hand, Matoi and Miakko
walked apart from each other. 'I can't let Sayoko and Nog defeat Miakko and
Matoi!' Waiareas was thinking. He clicked his fingers and used Rain Dance, and
it started raining. Waiareas shared an umbrella with Ryu, Shirr shared with
Brazle, Sayoko shared with Nog, and Aaron shared with Moho Sama.
'Nice
daddy! Waiareas you are genius!' Matoi was thinking and handed out an umbrella
to Miakko. He pulled Miakko to his torso with his right arm.
"Matoi,
this is a bit…" Miakko said in a red face, but enjoyed Matoi's romantic
act.
After a
few days the party reached to their destination; the shrine of the Legendary
Pokémon Landorus. Waiareas drew his sword. "Are you going to destroy the
shrine, are you crazy?!" Brazle called.
"It
is going to be captured anyway." Moho Sama said. "Waiareas, do
it!"
Waiareas
was about to slash the shrine in order to trigger the Legendary Pokémon to come,
but unexpectedly three Legendary Pokémon appeared; Landorus, and his buddies
Tornadus and Thundurus.
"Oh!
They did the job for us!" one bald guy with horn on his left eyebrow said.
It was Rotsecna's minion Numbers who came along with Leviticus and Jacob.
"Brazle!!!!!!!"
Leviticus called "I'll make her mine! Her boobs are much better when you
see them close."
"Rotsecna
uses children as her minions." Brazle said. "Fine kid. I'll take you
on."
Shirr
stomped her foot and used Rock Climb. She pushed three platforms of earth to
send Numbers and Matoi, Brazle and Leviticus, and Miakko and Jacob to fight
each other. Now the main party has time to fight those legendries.
"Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbers laughed "Your friend doesn't know what she has done!!!!!!!"
"What
do you mean?" Matoi asked.
"I'm
Numbers. And out of Rotscena's minions, I'm her third strongest. Only Genesis
and Exodus are stronger than me. Out of your party you look one of the weakest
you shitty gay!"
"I
used to be gay, but no more. My girlfriend Miakko is so cute I can't stop
thinking about her! Also there is nothing wrong with being homo."
Numbers
attached two long blades to his arms. He didn't say it, but his Synchro Pokémon
was Iron Boulder. Unlike Genesis and Exodus, Numbers didn't believe in battling
with honor. This guy used to be a wrestler, and enjoyed defeating in his
opponent in brutal methods. He used to distract the judges for a split second
just to hit his opponents in places that aren't allowed to hit in a match such
as the eyes and the testicles. At the times he didn't win the matches, he
waited for his opponents after the matches in the houses, and beat them to
death. Eventually he was captured and arrested, but managed to break out and
escape out of the prison. At the last time he was captured he was sentenced to
a death row, and during that time he met Rotsecna which helped escape but in a
condition he'll work under her. This was the happiest thing ever happened to him;
he could murder with a protection. He gained his new name "Numbers"
from Rotscena. He wasn't someone who cared for his original name to begin with;
in half of the day he was called by his wrestler nickname, and while he was in
prison we was called by his prisoner code.
Numbers
dashed toward Matoi. He pulled his arms backward and then right when he was
about to hit Matoi he pushed his arms forward and slashed Matoi's chest. Matoi
was bleeding 'He is so fast!' Matoi was thinking and as a response he shot Icy
Wind in order to slow Numbers down. Numbers dodged and head butted Matoi with
Iron Head. The blade on Numbers' eyebrow hit Matoi's left cheek and he started
bleeding. 'This guy is a Water type… Very likely Inteleon because he uses guns.
This guy is stupid, so I'll use my funny trick on him.' Numbers was thinking.
He pulled his right arm and called "Fire Punch!"
'He uses a
Fire move! No need to waste energy and dodge this time.' Matoi was thinking. He
shot Water Pulse at Numbers which didn't do enough damage. He received a
critical hit of the move 'Psycho Cut' at his left leg which made him bleeding
"What?!" Matoi was surprised "You are playing dirty! Calling the
name of a different move!"
"Hahahaha!!!!
It is so fun to see guys like you!"
"Don't
you have a honor?!"
"Honor?
What is that? In a fight there is no honor. There is someone who wins, and
someone who loses and dies." Numbers was about to launch another attack
and Matoi used Protect in order to defend himself. But that move was 'Mighty
Cleave' a Rock type move which ignores protection. At this point there was
almost no part in Matoi's body that wasn't bleeding. "The gay is about to
die. And the next time his girlfriend will see him is when he is dead."
"What's
your problem with gays anyway?!"
"They
are so disgusting; dancing on pink trucks and… arghhh just explaining this
makes me puke!"
"Anyway…
let's continue. Thanks to you I've found the way to beat you! I'll tell you the
next move I'll use; Water Gun!"
"Water
Gun?!" Numbers laughed. "This move is so weak! Why are you thinking
it can beat me while you are barely standing?!"
"That's
because my Water Gun is special."
"Nonsense!"
Numbers called and jumped at Matoi. He pushed him to the ground and used
Megahorn with his horn on Matoi's stomach. Matoi was bleeding. Numbers pushed
his horn deeper.
"As I
said, my Water Gun is special." Matoi said and aimed his gun at Numbers'
mouth.
"What
are you about?!" he pushed his horn even deeper.
"Miakko
and I dating for over than two months, yet we still didn't have our first time.
You know how dusty my Water Gun is?"
"No…
you don't mean… please stop!!!!!' Numbers tried to pull out his horn, but it
was too deep inside Matoi's body. Matoi shot the sticky water and knocked out
Numbers. He didn't have the strength to kill Numbers, and left him alive. He
fell from the Rock Climb platform with a victory on Numbers.
At the same
time Brazle fought Leviticus. Brazle swung her hammer at her unarmed opponent.
She missed a lot of times, mostly due to being unexperienced in fighting with
hammer, and fighting in general. At one point she missed Leviticus used his
chance to grab her breasts "Amazing! It is better than I've imagined! He
called. "Brazle, you are not hitting me because you love me, right?!"
"What
are you talking about?! You are just child!"
"Brazle!
Let's run away! There was a word for that but I've forgotten what is it…"
"You
mean 'Elope'."
"Yeah
that!"
"No."
"Is
that because I'm a child? I'm fairly mature to my age!"
"You
are a terrorist!"
"Then
if you'll be mine I'll stop."
"Enough
with the bullshit!" Brazle swung her hammer again and hit Leviticus with
Knock Off. She knocked off the item he held and fairly damaged him.
"No!
My item! I can't get stronger now!"
"What
is that item?"
"My
parents and teachers taught me you have to be sincere with your partner so I'll
tell you. This item is called 'Booster Energy' and it increases my strongest
stat. All of Rotsecna's respected minions have this item with them. But since
Rotsecna gave us only one of those we have to use only when we think we really
need it." Leviticus run toward Brazle and used Fire Fang on her cheek. In
his mind it was his form of kissing. Brazle used the chance to shot a Flash
Cannon at him but missed again.
'Again…
I've missed… what's wrong with me? I know I'm unexperienced with fighting, but
I was in front of him. There was no way to miss, yet I missed despite that. Is
that because he is a child? Brazle! This guy is a terrorist! A child or not, it
shouldn't matter! But regardless, he is still a child! Where are his parents?!
He looks like eleven at best! I wonder what the warriors of the past did. At
that time it was common to send thirteen years old to battle… but they still
killed them because they had to. If I won't kill him now it will be letting
Rotsecna kill more people. I'll deal with the consequences later!'
Leviticus
felt Brazle intentions and retreated back "I see… you won't be my girl. I
have no choice. Brazle, let's die together. I do it mecause I love you. Perish
Song!!!!" he called at activated his move. He started singing while
dodging Brazle attacked. When his song will be over, both of them will die. He
sang a song about love he heard from the dark skinned delinquents at his
school. Brazle hit Leviticus; trying slowly to defeat him. Leviticus was close
to finishing his song. Brazle was about to lose her life.
"Gigaton
Hammer!!!!!" she called and hit Leviticus at his head. His bones were
crushed and eventually his head exploded with Brazle's strongest hit. Brazle
fell on her butt and gasped. She managed to kill one of Rotsecna's big five
minions. But this one was the weakest of the big five, and the dumbest of them.
He couldn't even write his own name without a spelling error.
A bit
earlier Miakko started fighting Jacob. Jacob was standing in weird stance as if
he was doing a squat. He held some shurikens in his hands and shot them at
Miakko. Miakko deflected and the first one and the second one, but was hit by
the third and her skirt was torn a bit. "Wear something. You are distracting
me. A woman should not reveal her skin." Jacob said.
"You
are the one who shot the shuriken…" Miakko sighed. "So you think
women should wear clothes from leg to head?"
"True.
But I'm not the same as most of the others who think like that. Most of them
hate gays, and used to think like that as well. But then I met Master Homo
Sama. He saved me from starvation by having a mass anal orgy at the synagogue,
and I've decided to serve this brilliant man. He managed to control the world.
Sadly Rotsecna will never reach his heights, but I have no choice but to serve
her. She promised me she'll take me to god. I hope that god will take me to my
master Homo Sama. I must see him again."
Miakko
dashed toward Jacob and attacked with her right dagger. 'My hit is not
effective. This guy is very like Greninja. He couldn't be more obvious with his
attacks and stance.' Miakko was thinking and pushed her arms backward to slash
Jacob with X-Scissors. Jacob predicted the attack and tripped Miakko with a Low
Kick. Miakko was light and wasn't damaged much. She had one heavy part in her
body, but that part wasn't as heavy as it was for Ryu and Shirr. While she
fell, she managed to hit Jacob in the back with her X-Scissors. But to her
surprise, he resisted her attack. 'How it is ineffective?!' Miakko was thinking
'Wait… Greninja's ability is Protean… he can change types when he attacks. Now
he is a Fighting type."
Jacob
pulled a blade from his blade and attacked Miakko while she was on the ground.
She rolled to the right and dodged, and then stabbed Jacob with Psycho Cut. He
has completely immune to this move. 'Again! He changed his type!' Miakko was
thinking. 'I bet he used Night Slash and changed his type to Dark type. He is
so good at reading my next move. He can capture in a loop forever; changing his
type while taking minimum damage until I'll be too tired to attack. The problem
my casual attack is Ghost type. He can always change his type to Dark. Genesis
somehow managed to bypass that… as if she had no type… no way… is it
possible?!'
Jacob
opened his mouth widely and shot a Dark Pulse from it at Miakko. "It is neutral?!"
he called after he saw the results of his attack. Miakko pulled Jacob's arm and
stabbed him. Then he shot Water Pulse which had the same results "You are
not a Fire Type as well?! What's going on?!". That's when Miakko realized.
Once a Synchro user becomes one, he becomes the type of the Pokémon. However, a
user can always cancel his Synchro Pokémon for how long he wishes, in the cost
of not being able to use his Pokémon moves. Miakko confused Jacob until
finishing him off. She slashed through his head and killed him.
Meanwhile,
at Rotsecna's place…
"Lord
Rotsecna." Deuteronomy reported "Numbers was defeated. He is still
alive. But Jacob and Leviticus were killed."
"I
see. At least Numbers is alive." Rotsecna said.
"Jacob!"
Rabbi started crying "No!!!!!!!!!!!! He wanted to see Homo Sama again so
much! And now he lost his chance!!!!"
"You
keep saying the name 'Homo Sama' again and again. Who is he?" Rotsecna was
interested. "How does he look like?"
"He
is the king of our world. He managed to cheat death. He was able to enslave any
man he wanted with his charm. He doesn't have a specific form because he changes
faces every time he is reborn. But his most known face is a face of a man with
orange hair, and 'M' tattoo on his forehead."
"M
tattoo?! Your leader is him?! The one I've inspired to be all of my life?!
That's… Homo Sama?! I finally found him!"
The party
regrouped after the battle. Miakko treated Matoi's wounds after the battle. He
felt like he was healing faster because it is her doing it. "So, did you
manage to capture them?" Matoi asked.
"Matoi
what do you see?" Ryu asked.
"I
see you guys."
"And
what you DON'T see?" Nog asked.
"The legendries!
Don't tell me they have gotten away!"
"You
are doing that on purpose… right?" Shirr asked.
"Well
now we have caught them, we should go to find an inn before going to our next destination."
Sayoko said.
"Yeah!
Let's go!" Ryu said. Out of nowhere a dark fiendish stream appeared and
sucked Ryu and Waiareas.
"Mama?!!!!!
Papa?!!!!!" Miakko screamed in shock "It is like… that day…"
Leviticus' design. By me.
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| Numbers' design. By me. |
