Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
Miakko
used her randomizer phone application to decide their next region they will go
to. The fate chose; they are going to Hoenn. The region where "there is
too much water" as said by some mentally unstable guy.
Pacifidlog
was a small town that was placed entirely on rafts in the middle of the ocean.
The people couldn't leave the city. But it was known to everyone; one day it
will vanish by too high tide. Well… the day is today. The town was washed away
by the strong waves, and all of the two hundred residents were killed. Their
bodies were eaten by Sharpedos. They weren't delicious to them. So, why do I
tell you about it? I don't know. I've thought it was funny to see that nobody
left and they were killed. It is not funny you say? WHAT?!!! I'm god. You have
no right to judge my humor sense.
Adom Akai
was a seventeen years old boy who lived at Rustboro City. He watched along with
his two friends, Tsahov, and Yarok at the soccer match of Hoenn Sapphire against
the opposing team, their true rival, Hoenn Ruby at his room.
"Adom,
where is your girlfriend?" Yarok asked. "She is coming to watch the
match, right? It is the most important match of all!"
"She
is coming very soon! She is probably taking her time to wear a make-up.".
Adom answered. Then a knock on the door was heard. "There she is!".
Adom went to open the door. His girlfriend was wearing a red lipstick.
"I'm
sorry I'm late! They already started?" The girlfriend said.
"Don't
worry. It is still 0-0! You didn't miss anything important!" Tsahov
answered.
"Traitor!!!!"
Adom screamed out of nowhere. "I've told you not to wear a red
lipstick!!!!"
"Look
Adom, you know I don't have anything then red lip-"
Adom cut
her words. "Silence! Red is the color of the uniform of our eternal rival,
Hoenn Ruby! You can't support the color of the devil! Traitor!!!!"
"Dude,
what is wrong with you?!" Girlfriend got angry.
"Girlfriend,
he is right though…" Tsahov said. "You can't do that. Especially at
such important match."
"I
have a name you know!!!!!"
"Wait….
Your name is not 'Girlfriend'?" Yarok got genuinely surprised. "But
Adom said tha-"
"I'm
leaving you idiots!!!!!!"
"Yeah
get out!!!! I don't need traitors like you!" Adom slammed the door as she
left.
"Adom
you know…" Yarok said. "Despite how important to not support this
fiendish color, it is a shame that you lost Girlfriend as your girlfriend. She
was such a nice girl.". They would never know Girlfriend's real name in
their life.
"Goal!!!!!!!"
Kahol, Adom's father rejoiced from the living room. "Get that Hoenn
Sapphire!!!!!"
Adom
looked at the screen. Hoenn Ruby humiliated Hoenn Sapphire with an intense and
a brilliant kick. "No!!!!!!!!!" he rushed to the living room.
"Dad! Those assholes just score a goal!!!!"
"Don't
call them assholes! That is our lineage! My son, you are disgrace to our
family! Through the generations our family members were fans of Hoenn Ruby, but
you are the black Wooloo of us! How can you cheer for those blue assholes?! That
is not how I've raised you!"
Kahol…. As
a god I must say that the term "black Wooloo" is terrible, as those
are shiny Wooloo which makes them better… you could have said "black
Mareep" and then it would have made sense…
Kahol
continued "Anyway, you better go watch the rest of the match with your
friends. This is not the time for family fights."
Hoenn
Sapphire was losing terribly. Yarok went to bring some drinks to make the
atmosphere a bit better. He gave to Adom a cola.
"Yarok!!!!
You really want to make me mad?!!!! Why do you bring me cola?!!!"
"Huh?!
What's the problem?!"
"Look
at the can! It is red!!!!"
"How
is that relevant?!! The liquid itself is black!"
"Am I
supposed to put my lips at the red can?! You want to make me sick?!!!"
"You
are fucked up in the head! You need to see a doctor or something!!!"
Next day
at school!
It was the
end of the class. Adom's homeroom teacher called him to his office. "Well…
Adom, I'm sorry to tell you. But your grades are terrible. Unless you'll get
better grades somehow, the best job you could ever find is at the
garbage."
"Are
you serious?! But I-"
"You
did what? You really thought you could waste your time and not getting into
decrease at your grades?"
"There
is not any other option?!"
"There
is one. But it depends completely on your skills. You aren't smart at all, and
you are already two months beyond the others. Not to mention that there are
many people who try to get this job, but only very few succeed. I'm talking of
course about trying being a Pokémon Trainer."
"But,
I don't even like Pokémon to begin with!"
"You
have three options. Living without a job and being a burden on your parents or
even being a homeless, work at the garbage, or try being a Pokémon
Trainer."
Adom realized
that he doesn't have any choice. "So how do I get my first Pokémon?"
"Take
this" he gave him a Pokeball.
"Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"
Adom screamed. "It is red!!!!"
"Is
there any problem?"
"N-No,
sir!" Adom understood very well that he'll have to overcome his disgust
over the red Pokeball. He threw the ball to summon is his friend. It was a
Pokémon that looked like a trash bag. It was called Trubbish. What an evil move
of the teacher. Either you work at trash, or you train it…
"Take
those Pokeballs as well. Catch some Pokémon and be the master, boy."
Adom
explained in a very long talk with his parents that he is going to be a Pokémon
Master. They were against that, but still supported him at the end. He went at
the next morning with his trash bag Pokémon to challenge Roxanne, the GYM
leader of his city. Miakko was waiting at the front of the gate for the GYM to
be opened. "Wait wait!!!!" Adom called. "Would you let me to
challenge it first? I just started my journey."
"Sure."
Miakko started.
"So
weird to see at this time someone who starts his journey. It will be difficult
for you to keep up with the other trainers." Ryu said.
"Yeah
it is a long story…". The four introduced themselves to each other, and
the Furukawas watched Adom's match.
"It
will be two on two match." Roxanne said. "Go! Geodude!"
"Go!
Trubbish!". Adom summoned his shit. "Hmm… let's see its moves…"
he said.
"Wait…
didn't you check your Pokémon's moves before the battle?" Waiareas asked.
"Yeah
it is my first battle with it! Go! Pound!" Adom said.
"Wait…
does that mean it is his first battle? It means he had no training?" Ryu
said.
"It
also means he probably didn't catch other Pokémon…" Miakko sighed.
Pound
barely did any damage. Roxanne's Geodude used Tackle and cut Trubbish's health
in half. She had pity for him and didn't use Rock STAB move.
"If
that doesn't work… then use Recycle!!!!". The move did nothing.
"He
is beyond idiot…" Waiareas said. "I think we should help him a bit
after he'll lose in a second."
Geodude
used Tackle again and defeated Adom.
After the
humiliating defeat the Furukawas took Adom to a lecture. "Listen! You
can't just battle with one Pokémon. Why didn't you catch any Pokémon?"
Miakko asked.
"Oh
that's because my Pokeballs are red. I refuse to use that color."
"That's
it?"
"It
is the demon's color!". The Furukawas were sure he is religious or
something. They didn't think that this psychopath hates the color just because
of a soccer team uniform color.
"Well…
you could always buy Great Balls. They are blue."
"Blue?!!!
It is the color of pure soul! I'm buying them!". He went to the store and
bought ten Great Balls.
"Now.
You should catch some Pokémon." Miakko said and took him the field. A
Wurmple appeared. "Try to catch it."
"No!!!!
It is red!!!!"
"Then
how about this one?" Miakko pointed out on a Taillow.
"No!!!!
RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not to mention it is mixed with blue!!!!! The demon ruins
the soul's honesty!!!!"
"Miakko,
Tailow and Wurmple are weak against Roxanne anyway. He should catch Pokémon
which are super effective against it." Ryu said.
"Yo!
What is this cute one?" Adom noticed a Slakoth and decided to catch it,
and succeeded. He found an Abra as well. And was excited to see the blue
Wingull, and caught them as well.
"Wingull
is a good start against Roxanne's rock type Pokémon. But you should catch
another Pokémon who is strong against it. Wingull's flying type is at a
disadvantage against rock." Waiareas said.
"So
you can be strong against a type and weak against it at the same type? So weird…"
Adom said. "Hey what is this?!!!!" he found another blue Pokémon.
"The Pokedex says it is called Oddish! And it is grass type which is
strong against rock!" he caught the Oddish. It was the time for preparing to
the battle, and so they trained. After a day the Furukawas left him to their
own journey. Eventually Oddish evolved into Gloom after two days of training.
"Ahh!!!!!! Red!!!!!!!" he saw the red flower of Gloom.
"Traitor!!!!!!"
"Yo!"
One trainer said who didn't know about Adom's mental health issues. "I saw
that you have a Trubbish! It is not available to catch at Hoenn. If I'll give
you a Leaf Stone, would you trade with me your Trubbish?"
"What
is a Leaf Stone?"
"It makes
Gloom to evolve into Vileploom which is even stronger!"
"Give
me that!"
"Sure
buddy!". They traded, and Adom used the Leaf Stone on Gloom. It evolved!
Adom saw the huge flower which was… red!
"Traitor!!!!!!"
Adom went crazy. "As Gloom you were at least some kind of orange or brown!
Now you are even redder! I won't suffer your betrayal!!!!" he took a knife
and attacked the Vileploom. The Vileploom used Acid to defend itself. Adom's
hands were damaged and his skin tore off. He looked at the blood at his hands
"Now… I'm red?!!!! No!!!!!!!" he fainted. The random trainer called
an ambulance.
Surgery
baby!!!!
"We are
losing him!!!!" one of the nurses said.
"I
don't understand what's going on! He is not suffering a blood lose! We already
treated the poison!" other nurse said.
CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Guys…"
the surgeon said "In my twenty years' experience as a surgeon there was
never a case like that. Everything with his body is fine… yet he is dead. I'm a
complete failure. I've failed this boy. I'm sorry!!!!!"
"So…
what should be the manner of death?"
"Eh………"
the surgeon couldn't find it.
