Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
"Will
you come to my funeral?" Miakko's opponent, Eliran asked.
"Huh?!
What are you talking about?!" Miakko didn't understand this weirdo.
"So
you won't?!!!"
"I
mean… I don't know you…"
Eliran
fell on his knees and burst out crying "Nobody came to my funeral! Not my
friends, not my teachers, not my cousins, and not even my parents!!!!!!"
"Wait…
how do you know they didn't? And you are alive… you must be crazy…"
"So
I'll tell you! I came from a different world. And I died there twice. Once you
die you go to the afterlife you can see what happens in the living world. Even
not Gon and Yotam came to my funeral! And I've thought we were friends!"
"Who
are Gon and Yotam?" Nog called.
"I
get the impression they are filthy lefties!" Matoi added.
"Wait!
No! Now I remember! Gon was the one to kill me! And then Yotam got angry at him
for killing me!"
"So
Yotam did care about you." Miakko tried to handle the bizarre story.
"But
then he said that he didn't care it was me who was killed! He just didn't want
his husband to kill!"
"Eliran
Berkobitch!" Lance called "If you won't stop with your nonsense story
you'll be disqualified from the tournament!"
"Asshole!
I'm at my life crisis here!"
"You
have one minute to calm down!"
"Fuck!!!!!!!
Fine! Let's start the battle!"
"I
summon you!" Eliran called "Politoed!"
"Charizard!
It is your time now!" Miakko summoned her ace.
Out of
nowhere it started raining. "This team… I'll call it… 'Tear Dance'"
Eliran said. "All the pain I've been suffering thanks to Gon and Yotam the
bitches… is presented now! Politoed's ability! Drizzle! It calls the
rain!"
Miakko
clicked her Mega Stone "Mega Evolution! Mega Charizard Y!" Mega
Charizard's ability activated and summoned the sun. "How about this?! Your
rain is gone! Solar Beam!" she ordered. However, Politoed survived with
low health. Eliran invested Politoed's training on its Special Defense and Hit
Points.
"I knew
it will come down to this!" Eliran smiled "Your Charizard is useless
against my team! Rain Dance!" and he summoned the rain again.
"He
built his team just to defeat Miakko's Charizard?! What an asshole!" Uzib
said.
"Asshole
or not, it is good thinking." Brazle said. "Miakko's Charizard is one
of the strongest Pokémon in this whole tournament. Every one of us has to take
it as a consideration as threat when we'll battle Miakko."
"Dragon
Pulse!" Miakko ordered and defeated the Politoed.
"I
summon you! Kingdra!" Eliran called. Thanks to the Swift Swim ability it
became much faster than Charizard. Miakko had no choice but to switch.
"Come
back! Go! Azumarill!" Miakko called. However, Eliran predicted the switch
and used Clear Smog, a weak Poison type move. He assumed that Miakko to Fairy
type to negate the Dragon type move that he was very likely to use.
"Now!
Use Scald!" he ordered. This move is a Water type move. It has the chance
to cause Burn to the foe, which also decreases their Physical Attack. Eliran's
bet was worth it, and thanks to that, Azumarill's Play Rough didn't do as much
damage as Miakko wished to. On the next phase Eliran defeated Azumarill with
another Scald. But after that happened, they rain was gone. Eliran has to use
Rain Dance again in order to use his Rain Dance strategy.
"Can
I share more about how miserable my life is?" Eliran asked.
"If
you want to…" Miakko didn't want to hear this idiot, but didn't want to be
an asshole.
"When
I was born into this world, my surname was actually Berkovich and not
Berkobitch. That's what I've been told at least. I heard from my grandmother
that my parents regretted for not using protection and as they saw my ugly face
they changed our surname to Bitch! Fucking bitch!!!! I hate them so much!"
"Could
you be misreading the situation? Maybe it is not your parents who dislike you,
but your grandmother? A loving grandmother won't say that to her grandson, even
if that is true."
"Exactly!
It is or that my grandmother that hates me or my parents! And they were killed
by hit and run accident so I can't even ask them properly!"
"Okay…"
"That's
why I need to money! To build a machine that will bring my parents back to life
so they can tell me the truth!"
"I
don't think it is possible…"
"You
never know until you try!"
"Eliran
Berkobitch!!!!!" Lance yelled "Enough with your bullshit story!"
"I
summon you! Ursaluna!" Miakko called. Eliran didn't recognize this
Pokémon, but due to its appearance he assumed it is a Ground type, which he was
correct. He ordered his Kingdra to use Scald again to hit super effective
damage. He also assumed it is a Physical Attacker and hoped to hit the burn effect.
The luck wasn't on his side; he managed to burn Ursaluna with Scald. Ursaluna
was left with not very much health.
"Oh
yeah!!!!!!" he rejoiced.
"Ursaluna's
Ability has activated!" Miakko explained. "Guts! When Ursaluna gets
Burned its Physical Attack increases."
"What
the fuck?!!!!!"
"Now!
Play Rough!" The Kingdra was defeated. Ursaluna was damaged by the Burn effect
and was left with very low health.
"Now
I'll tell you more about my friends." Eliran said.
"Eliran!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lance was about to get the Burn effect from his anger at him.
"No.
Let him." Miakko said.
"Thank
you. Gon and Yotam were assholes. Did you know that I saved Yotam from falling
from the rooftop? I did this by calling Gon to help him. Thanks to me they
became a couple." Eliran hid the part that he was bulling Yotam. "And
how they thanked me?! They took me to a trip at Renshuu; the Holy
Country."
Lance
searched about the place in the internet "Such a place doesn't exist… you
are lying, again."
"It exists
in the world I came from. Anyway, they forced me to be fucked in the ass by
over 100,000 men!"
"I
see no problem with that." Nog said.
"I'm
jealous…" Matoi said. "Yotam and Gon were such great friends."
"But
I'm straight!!!!!"
"Again,
no problem with that." Nog answered.
"Yeah.
If they are good men you'll become homo for them. Look at Uzib; he became
straight because Miakko is the best." Matoi added.
"Go!
Ludicolo!" Eliran summoned this bizarre Water/ Grass type… thing. It had a
bizarre hat and I'm sure its species tries to smuggle drugs to Unova. "Fake
Out!" he ordered. This move damaged Miakko's bear and caused flinch on it,
thus making it unable to attack. Thanks to the burn effect, Ursaluna was
defeated.
Miakko
summoned her Chandelure. Despite having water type moves on its move-set, Eliran's
Ludicolo had low attacking force. He used its Ludicolo mainly mainly for its
Fake Out move, along with its typing that was meant to balance his team.
Therefore he retreat his drug smuggler and summoned his Goodra which was
damaged by Chandelure's Flamethrower.
Miakko
attacked first and ordered her Chandelure to use Calm Mind. Then Eliran ordered
his Goodra to use Rain Dance. On the next phase Chandelure attacked first again
and used Shadow Ball which decently damaged Goodra. Goodra used Rest which made
it fall asleep but recovered all of its lost health. Goodra woke up right away.
"He
is cheating!!!!!!!!" Uzib called. "Pokémon can't wake up right after
they used rest."
"Cheating?"
Eliran mocked Uzib. "No. This is thanks to Goodra's ability; Hydration.
All status effect will be cured when it rains. Yes! I can recover all of my
health as long as it rains!"
On the
next phase Eliran ordered his Goodra to attack with Thunder. His Goodra moved
first. Miakko's Chandelure and Eliran's Goodra had the exact same speed. In a
case like that, the one that will attack first will up decided by luck. It
heavily damaged Miakko's Chandelure. "Just as planned!" Miakko said.
"Use Pain Split!". This move shares the current Hit Points of the
user and the target and divides the equally. Thus, Goodra lost almost all of
its health, while Chandelure recovered most of its Hit Points. "Now!
Shadow Ball!" this was enough to defeat Goodra.
Eliran's
Ludicolo came back to field. Despite having low attacking force, now that the
rain is out, it is enough to defeat the Shabbat Candle Pokémon. Eliran did the cruelest
thing you can do to Shabbat Candles- Put out their fire. He did this with brutal
Surf and defeated it. I'm going to cry.
Miakko
summoned her Scizor. She knew that Eliran needs to build up again his Rain
Dance strategy and knew that he won't attack Scizor for this phase. She used
the opportunity to set up Swords Dance. Eliran switched to his Pelipper which
set up the rain back with its ability. Pelipper was a very bad matchup to
Scizor; it resists both of its STAB and has high Physical Defense as well,
which means that even the power boost from Swords Dance won't help much. But
Eliran was in trouble as well. Despite this great matchup, Mega Charizard Y is
waiting for its time to get back into the field. The moment it does, he is
screwed. Charizard's Drought will ruin his entire strategy. Eliran decided to
save his Pelipper to later, and switched to his Swampert. Miakko attacked with Wing
Attack, the only move she had that could do decent damage. But that didn't do a
lot against Swampert's Defenses.
"Mega
Evolution!" Eliran called. His Swampert's abilty was changed into Swift
Swim, thus increasing his speed in the rain. He attacked with Waterfall which
heavily damaged Scizor. Eliran was thinking on his next move. He knew that
Charizard is coming back with its Drought. One Solar Beam is enough to defeat his
Swampert. But, if he can attack first in the rain, he will win.
"Come
back!" Eliran called. "Go! Ludicolo!"
Miakko
switched as well, and as expected, to her Mega Charizard. The sun is back.
"Air
Slash!" Miakko called!" and defeated the Ludicolo in one hit.
"You
are done for!" Eliran called. "I summon you! Pelipper!" the rain
was back. Eliran knew; he has to sacrifice his Pelipper which was defeated due
to Charizard's Air Slash. He then summoned his Mega Swampert. "There is
nothing you can do now. Thanks to the rain my Swampert will destroy your
Charizard in one hit!"
"Aren't
you missing something?" Miakko smiled. "I still have two other
Pokémon besides Charizard!"
"They
will help with you nothing. They'll be destroyed by Swampert who is much
stronger."
"Then
let's test that. Come back! Charizard! Go! Scizor!"
"Wait!
Why are you switching to Scizor?! It will be defeated in one hit!" and so
it was. Scizor was defeated by one Waterfall. "Fuck!!!!!!! I wasn't
thinking about that!!!!!"
"Charizard!
Go!" Miakko summoned her Charizard back to the field. And so was the sun
as well. Swampert lost is speed boost.
"Fuck!
Fuck you! Fuck your mother!"
"How
dare you to curse Ryu!" Matoi interrupted "She is my future mother in
law!"
"Solar
Beam!!!!!" Miakko ordered. Eliran was defeated.
"No…
now I won't have money to build a machine that will bring my parents back to
life. Now I won't able to ask them if they truly love me…" he took out a
gun and aimed it for his temple "There is now only one choice! I'll ask
them in the afterlife!!!!!!" he shot and killed himself.
Sorry
Eliran… for this world… I didn't create the afterlife… it caused me too many
troubles in Homo Sama's world…