Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
Brazle's
match was about to begin. It was against someone I have history with; one of
the few people who managed to defeat Homo Sama. His name was Roy Zait. He
doesn't even know that he defeated him. Currently he is married to his wife
Olivia, and has five young children with her; two boys and three girls.
'Please no
more weirdos….' Lance was thinking.
"I'm
from a different world" Roy said.
'Fuck!'
"Oh
it is okay." Brazle said "I believe you."
'How can
you believe him?!!!! What's wrong you?!!!!' Lance screamed in his heart.
"I
would like to share my story with a formidable opponent like you. Would you
mind to listen?"
'No more
backstories! Brazle, you must refuse!'
"Sure
you can."
'I wish
you'll die in pain like Clare did.'
"My
wife, Olivia used to be my teacher in the world I came from. I was secretly in
love with her. But she was dating someone named Edo."
"Impressive.
So how did she fell in love with you?"
"I
had suffered a lot for this. But it was worth it. My wife and my children are
the most important thing I have. For some reason, Edo believed his dick can
talk and apparently his dick told him to rape me."
'It cannot
become more ridiculous that that…' Lance was thinking.
"Edo
raped me in such a brutal way. He tied me with rope, and hit me. He told me to
leave Olivia alone. But I couldn't. For some reason, my body didn't fight back,
but instead attacked Edo back and raped him instead."
"Wait…
you are straight… aren't you?" Brazle asked.
"I'm
one hundred percent straight. I had a plan how to make Olivia mine. I told Edo
that I love him. And somehow he fell in love with me. I had to suffer a lot of
sex sessions with Edo and I filmed us. Edo didn't know, but I've shown them to
Olivia. That's how she knew Edo was cheating on her."
"Roy!
The kids are listening! Make it short! They are too young to hear this!"
Olivia called.
"But
honey! I want to share how we met! Can't you shut their ears or
something?"
"I
haven't considered this. Good I idea! Talk all you want."
"I
love you."
"Me
more."
"No!
Me more!"
"You
know you are wrong. Me more."
"Shut
up!!!!!!" Lance screamed. "Tell your story and start the battle
already!"
Roy
continued with the story. "I and Olivia started dating. I've impregnated
her and we decided we'll get married once I'll graduate high school. There was
just one problem…"
"Edo?"
"Yes.
We decided to punish him for making both of us suffer. It was the final day of
school. My wife called Edo and told him to take responsibility for their child
whom was in her womb. Of course, he didn't know that child was mine. But he
refused to take responsibility because he was in love with me. Then I went into
the room and asked if they are finally breaking up. My wife ran away,
crying."
"But
that was just a show, right?"
"Yeah.
Then I asked Edo to cut his dick. He was deeply in love with me, and he agreed.
Then my wife couldn't stop her laugh from the other side of the room and she
went inside the room, and we revealed our secret to Edo. He was done for."
"I
have to say it was a bit too much…" Brazle said. "But you went this
far for your true love, and you didn't do anything illegal while doing so, so I
have to say that I'm impressed."
"After
that my wife and I found ourselves in this world. I still don't understand how
it happened."
This was
my doing. I was so touched by these two. They went this far to be together. At
the time, I've already planned to reset the world, and I decided to store their
bodies and souls until I could find a better place and time for them. What I
didn't know, is that I was going to be killed; by non-other than Homo Sama.
Thankfully, since I've stored Roy and Olivia, they passed with me for the new
world I've created- this world. Sadly, I've completely forgotten about them for
uncountable time, and finally released them from my storage around ten years
ago.
"Can
we finally start the battle?!!!!!!!!" Lance was furious "Your story
doesn't make any sense!!!!!!!"
"Battle!
Start!" Leon ordered.
Brazle
summoned her mighty dragon Haxorus while Roy summoned his weak Kecleon. Roy ordered
his Kecleon to use Fake Out which damaged and caused Haxorus flinch and being
unable to attack for this phase. Haxorus used Dragon Dance which increased its
Speed and already high Physical Attack and made it even stronger. Kecleon then
used Shadow Sneak which had the speed priority and attacked first despite
having much lower speed than Haxorus. This guy's low speed didn't matter to his
trainer. Brazle finished it off with Dragon Claw.
Roy
summoned his Magcargo which was defeated by Brazle's Haxorus' Earthquake.
"This
guy is a complete weakling!" Matoi called.
Magcargo's
niche is bizarre. I have to admit that I don't know what I was thinking when
I've created it. I was probably drunk. The idea behind it is if the opponent
attacks with a move that has a physical contact it will get burned by
Magcargo's ability. But since it is four times weak to Ground type move, and
too many Pokémon learn Earthquake which doesn't have a physical contact it
doesn't matter.
Roy
summoned his Togekiss. Brazle Switched to her Corviknight which was defeated by
a single Critical Hit of Togekiss' Flamethrower. After that, Brazle summoned
her Aerodactyl.
"Mega
Evolution!" The stupid dinosaur bird changed into its mega form and grew a
stone beard. Oh and its stats grew stronger as well by the way; more speed
because it for some reason needs more of it, and more physical attack. And
don't dare to tell me 'You are the one who created it!'. "Iron Head"
Brazle ordered and defeated Togekiss with one with thanks to Aerodactyl's
ability and the luck of Critical Hit at the right time.
For its
next Pokémon Roy summoned his Arboliva. I bet he put this olive tree because
its name is similar to his wife's name. It was defeated by a single Wing Attack
of the stupid dinosaur bird. "Your Aerodactyl is impressive. You've
managed to defeat four of my Pokémon while you've lost only one."
"Thanks.
I got it thanks to two of my friends. Well… to be fair, it is only recently
that I've started to think them as 'Friends'. I used to be a total dick for
them, I hated them."
"What
made you changed your opinion about them?"
"A
few months ago I was at my lowest point of my life. But these two still helped.
They had no reason to, but despite how I treated them they still called me
'Their friend'. My friends, I'm sorry." She looked at Nog and Matoi who
were touched by her words.
"However,
it is not strong enough!" Roy called and summoned his Glimmora.
"Iron
Head!" Brazle ordered. It wasn't enough to defeat the Rock Type Glimmora.
Roy invested all of Glimmora's EV on its Physical Defense. Toxic Spikes
appeared on the field thanks to its ability Toxic Debris.
"Now!
Use Memento!" Roy sacrificed its Glimmora and caused it to faint
"Just as planned! This move will decrease your Physical Attack and Special
Attack by sacrificing my Glimmora!"
"Switching
will cancel the stat decrease." Waiareas said. "But now Brazle has to
worry about the Toxic Spikes which will cause her non- Flying, Steel, and
Poison Pokémon to be poisoned."
Roy
summoned Slowbro as his final Pokémon. Brazle switched to her Haxorus.
"Mega Evolution!" Roy called. The Shellder that was stuck on
Slowbro's tail changed its form and covered almost all of Slowbro's body.
Slowbro received a massive stat boost to its Physical Defense and Special Attack.
"Amnesia" Roy ordered. It sharply increased its Special Defense.
"Dragon
Claw!" Brazle ordered. It barely did any damage due to Mega Slowbro high
Physical Defense.
"Finish
it off! Psychic!" Roy ordered and defeated the dragon.
Brazle
summoned her Mamoswine. "Throat Chop!" she ordered to use the Dark
type move which barely did any damage.
"Amnesia
again!"
"Brazle's
only hope is a Critical Hit." Miakko said.
"She
can't." Ryu said. "Mega Slowbro's ability is Shell Armor."
Brazle was
desperate and attacked again. But that was for nothing as Slowbro recovered its
Hit Points with Slack Off.
"Brazle
can't even attack the Special Defense due to the Amnesia!" Matoi said.
"And
she can't use moves such as Roar because it is his last Pokémon." Waiareas
said. "This guy has thought about everything."
Soon came
Brazle's downfall. Her Pokemon were defeated one by one: first Mamoswine, then
Farigiraf, and after that her Mega Aerodactyl. Once Brazle reached to a point
she could defeat the Mega Slowbro Roy used Slack Off and recovered its Hit
Points. Brazle was left with her last Pokémon and summoned it; her Machamp.
'I've
lost…' She was thinking 'Only if his Pokémon wasn't Mega Slowbro…'
"Kids!"
Roy called them "Since I'm winning this battle I'll tell you what! I'll
make love with mom and make another sibling!"
"I
can't wait. I already feel pregnant." Olivia licked her lips while being
horny.
'Only if
it wasn't Mega Slowbro! Only if it wasn't Mega Slowbro' Brazle repeated the
words inside her head. 'Wait… I can do it!' she saw a glimpse of memory. 'I can
beat him! I cannot believe that those drug dealers the ruined my life taught
the thing that will make me win!' Brazle's expression changed "Machamp!
Use Brick Break!"
"A
Fighting type move against a Psychic Type?! You've completely lost hope didn't
you?!" Roy mocked her. But the thing that happened next shocked everyone.
Machamp smashed Mega Slowbro's shell- The Shellder. It De-evolved back to
Slowpoke. "What the hell?!"
"Thunder
Punch!!!!" Brazle ordered and defeated the Slowpoke.
"The
winner is Brazle Shine!" Leon announced.
"Wait!
Hold On!" Roy argued "That's cheating!"
"No
it isn't!" Lance called "Brazle has defeated the Mega Slowbro in a
legal method."
"She
killed my Pokémon!"
"The
thing that was killed was the Shellder. The Pokémon you've used was Slowbro. Or
are you going to admit you've used two Pokémon at once?"
"But!!!!!"
"Being
a Pokémon Trainer means knowing its attributes. One of Slowbro's attributes is
its de-evolving to Slowpoke once its Shellder is detached from it. Brazle knew
it and used it to her benefit."
"But!!!
But!!!!"
"If
you are unhappy with that you can go back to your old world that you've made up
in your imagination. There won't be a change! The winner is Brazle Shine."
"Don't
worry Roy." Olivia kissed him "For me you were the best."
"Olivia!!!!!!"
he hugged her. "We'll still make another child, right?!"
"Of
course!"
Next was
Katsuya's battle against Aaron's girlfriend Ami. I'll keep it short.
HE LOST!
At first
the battle looked fine. Katsuya used his Umbreon and his tactic that he invited
by himself which he named it "Toxic Dig" which was using Toxic, then
using Dig. During the time it was under the ground, Ami's Pokémon were damaged
by the poison, and then were hit by the Ground Type move. But it didn't last
for long. Eventually Ami used her Charizard and defeated Katsuya with it. In
total, Katsuya managed to defeat only three of Ami's Pokemon. Everyone was
impressed by Ami but Katsuya knew that it wasn't Ami who was so strong; it is
him that was weak. He felt so humiliated that out his group of friends he was the
only one who wasn't able reaching the semi-finals. He felt deeply that the gap
in strength he had between Brazle, Miakko, and his future wife. He considered
killing himself.
Just
kidding! Of course he didn't. Who the hell would consider it for losing a
battle?!
Oh right…
Eliran did it…
The semi-final
matches were decided.
Furukawa
Miakko VS Ami Habara!
Brazle
Shine VS Shirr Massel! Or should I say Shirr Spark? Or is it Kamidori Shirr?! Choose
your new surname already!