Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
"Such
a great woman… I'll make sure to make her my wife…" Uzib suffered the pain
at his crotch from the Chikorita's beating.
"Have you gone mad?!!! Uzib!!!
You fell in love with a woman?!!!" Matoi shouted at him.
"Master Moho Sama will never
forgive you!!!" Nog joined him.
"No, no, it was just a slip of a
tongue… I don't really think that she is hot and that I want to mate with her…
it is not like that I'm attracted to her nice hips and chest, with her
beautiful blue hair…" Uzib defended himself.
Matoi walked to him, then he put his
hands on Uzib shoulders "Uzib, you are sick. You must destroy your ill
thoughts…"
"I'm sick?"
"Yeah, if you'll see more
handsome men with nice arms you'll be recovered, for sure!"
"Yeah that woman's arms were
nice too… so thin, yet so beautiful…"
"Moho Sama is going to kill
you!!!! Matoi, you made his problem even worse!!!!"
"But does he has a chance with
her to begin with?" wondered Matoi.
"If she is into guys who looks
like a woman, sure…" the two continued to decrease Uzib's self-confidence
to the bottom.
"I'm going after her!" said
Uzib.
"Wait!" said Nog.
"We'll go with you. I already know where we'll do our next sex
session!"
Miakko went outside of the cave of
Mt. Moon and went toward Cerulean city. The air was finally fresh. Those who
will pass through the cave will probably die due to her Smokescreen which was
used against Uzib. Miakko carefully walked through the grass in order not to
step on a venomous Ekans by mistake. Cerulean city was the place for Kanto's
water GYM, ruled by Misty. Misty was a twenty two years old woman. She had an
orange hair, tied by a ponytail on her left side on her head. Misty loved
surfing. Sadly, since Cerulean city had no access to the sea, Misty used to go
surfing at Vermilion city, and ditching her job as a GYM leader. She wasn't
lazy, in fact, the exact opposite; she loved her job. But for her, surfing was
like a breathing air. This is how she had an agreement with the Elite Four.
They gave her enough budget to build a personal small surfing area at Cerulean,
by using the small river nearby the city.
…. In my opinion they should have
fired that bitch!!! Who cares about her?!!! And then she has own ultimatum.
There aren't enough good trainers to replace her?!!!
By the time Miakko reached Cerulean
city it was already 5:20 PM. She saw Waiareas and Ryu at the city and waved
them. "How did you reach before me?" she asked.
"By a magical secret way!"
giggled Ryu.
"We came here to watch your
first GYM battle." said Waiareas. Miakko wondered why they care so much,
but didn't have any issue with it. The three went toward the GYM but as soon
they reached the place, they saw Misty closes and locks the doors of the
place.
"Oh, I'm sorry." said Misty
"We are closed. We'll be opened tomorrow."
"Can't you battle with her for a
bit?" asked Waiareas. "It is her first match."
"Well…" Misty was thinking
for a moment. "Since you came with your parents I'll go out of my way. But
don't think I'll hold back just because they are with you."
"They aren't my parents… we are
just friends…"
The lights of the GYM were already
shut down. The inside of the place was a huge pool. Two voices were heard from
the indoors.
"It looks like that there is
someone here." said Ryu.
"Weird… I'm sure that I already
closed." said Misty.
"Nog!!!!!!"
"Matoi!!!!!!!"
"This place is amazing!!!!"
called Matoi.
"Yeah sex in the pool is so much
fun!!!!" called Nog as well.
Matoi finally noticed them. "Oh
it is the woman from a few hours ago!"
Miakko glared at them "You
wierdos… get out!!!!!". Nog and Matoi put their "clothes" on and
went to the crowd's sits.
Misty took off her shirts and pants,
showed her very stylish bikini. "I recommend that you'll put on a bikini
as well. We are at a water GYM, you'll get wet."
Miakko already knew it and prepared
it beforehand. Only she had to do is taking off her clothes and showed her
bikini as well.
"The rules are simple; since it
is your first GYM battle I'll use two of my Pokémon. You can use how many you
wish for." she said. "Go! Psyduck!" she threw her Pokeball and
summoned the yellow dumb duck.
"Go Miakko!!!! Don't
lose!!!" Ryu cheered her.
"Oh so her name is Miakko…"
Uzib appeared out of nowhere. "I finally know my fiancé's name… she is
super hot in a bikini as well." Waiareas couldn't ignore that sexual
harasser, punched him, shoved him to the floor, and stepped on his head with
his boots until the match is over. Miakko decided to lead with Chikorita.
Psyduck used Soak. A weird move, I wonder what it does. Miakko used Razor Leaf
on my next fowl meal for today as her first move, and had a nice damage, but
not enough.
"You must be wondering, 'why it
didn't do more damage?', 'my move should be stronger', right?" asked
Misty. "I'll explain. This is your first lesson. The move Soak changes the
target type into water type."
Waiareas still stepped on Uzib
"So the Chikorita lost her STAB. So that's why it wasn't strong enough."
"Trailblaze!" ordered
Misty. This move is a grass type move. So it means that now Psyduck has its
edge on Chikorita and attacks it with a super effective move. Miakko ordered to
use Razor Leaf again. Razor Leaf has higher chance to hit with a critical hit
than most of the moves. Thanks to luck, Miakko was able defeat that Psyduck.
"You shouldn't rely too much on that move." said Misty. "It
could lead to your fall down." She released her second Pokémon, Frillish,
a blue water/ ghost type jellyfish Pokémon.
"I still have three Pokémon! I
won't lose! Razor Leaf!" called Miakko. Misty smiled. Miakko fell into her
trap. Misty used Recover which returned the Frillish into full health.
"Again! Razor Leaf!" yet somehow the Chikorita couldn't move and
ignored her. "What's going on?!"
Misty explained "That was
Frillish's Ability; Cursed Body! When it will receive a hit, it will disable
the move used on it!"
Miakko got nervous and was thinking
irrationally "Then, use Tackle!". The Chikorita passed through the
jellyfish. Misty used Absorb and defeated the Chikorita.
"Oh… so that's what she
planned…" said Nog. "Misty did it in order to force Miakko use a
normal type move, and have a Pokémon with full health. She is not a GYM leader
for nothing."
"Go! Sycther!" called
Miakko. "Fury Cutter!". Miakko knew that the move was pointless. But
she couldn't give up.
"Icy Wind!" ordered Misty.
The battle continued until Scyther lost as well, due to the ineffective bug
type on ghost types. Miakko had no choice but to send out her Charmander. With
ineffective move, Miakko and Charmander eventually lost to Misty's Water Gun
after two times of using the move. "Come back tomorrow, if you want to
rematch me." she said.
"No!!!! My wife lost!!!
Impossible!!!" screamed Uzib. "She was so strong when she beat
me!!!". Waiareas kicked him and threw him to the pool.
It was already evening. The moon
started to show its face, laughing at that loser with the blue hair. She
lost!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come on, join me, it is so much funny! She really thought
that just because she one a few times she can win forever! Hahahaha!!!!
"Miakko, let's train!" said
Ryu.
"Ryu, it is pretty late already,
let's wait for tomorrow an-" said Waiareas.
"Fine! Thanks, Waiareas, Ryu.
I'll challenge her tomorrow and defeat her."
The three trained until midnight and
eventually fell down on the grass. They already had their plan to defeat Misty
with the new strategy Miakko got, with a new move that her Pokémon learned.
"Matoi!!!!!!!"
"No-"
"Get Out!!!!!!" called
Misty.
"Come on… you don't have to be
so cruel…" said Nog. "We are just having fun…". He and Matoi
went to crowd sits and waited there along with Uzib until Miakko came to her
rematch. As Miakko came she and Misty started their rematch. Their first part
of the match went exactly the same as before. Psyduck used Soak on Chikorita,
the Chikorita defeated it with Razor Leaf, only to be defeated by Frillish.
"Does Miakko even have a
plan?" wondered Matoi. "It goes exactly the same as yesterday's
battle."
"Go! Charmander!" called
Miakko.
"Has she gone mad?!"
shouted Nog "It is even worse play than before!"
"Dragon Rage!" ordered
Miakko. The move depleted almost all of Frillish's health.
Misty clapped her hands. "Congratulations.
You won."
"But you still have a super effective
move!" said Uzib.
"Even if I had hit with a
critical hit it wouldn't have beaten the Charmander at one hit. At the next
Dragon Rage I would have been defeated. This is the weak point of my Frillish;
low health. Dragon Rage is a move that makes the same fixed damage every time.
Sadly, Frillish's health is low. We could continue the match, but I would have
lost regardless. Miakko overcame her type disadvantage by using a different
kind of move that ignores that. This is the starting point of being a strong
trainer. So I glad to say; you received rightfully your first badge!"
Misty's design, by me
