Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
September 5, 2017
Miakko took her new Chikorita from
the Pokémon Center. Now she is her friend. While her Charmander is male, her
Chikorita was revealed to be female. Her Chikorita didn't like being inside the
Pokeball, so Miakko let her walk alongside her. Their bond grew in very short
time. Miakko looked closely at the Chikorita's recovery while she waited for
her at the Pokémon Center. The Chikorita seemed to feel this inside her heart,
and once she was healed it rushed toward her, and rubbed her legs. The
Chikorita knew that Miakko isn't like her previous owner. Miakko won't hurt her
even at the slightest. Nevertheless Miakko had to hurt her Chikorita, in
indirect method; let her fight in battles.
Miakko decided to go through Viridian
Forest toward Pewter City to battle for her first GYM badge. But first, she has
to catch some Pokémon. She searched at the forest for something interesting to
catch. Three hours later she found something; a green creature, stands on two
legs, with big yet thin wings. But most importantly, its arms were giant blades
that could behead someone as if he was a victim of Moho Sama at his worst days.
That thing, was a Scyther; A bug flying type Pokémon. Miakko sent out first her
Chikorita. She ordered her to use Tackle. Despite she learned Razor Leaf which
was a stronger move, as well as STAB move, in won't do much damage due to
Sctyther is four times resistant to grass moves. The Scyther proved out to be strong,
and after only two moves it destroyed the Chikorita with Fury Cutter. Miakko
had no choice but to send out her Charmander. Despite Charmader had the type
advantage, it didn't show much premise due to Sctyher insanely strong stats. Scyther
is a unique case for unevolved; it is just a strong as its evolved form,
Scizor. The difference is in the stat spread, and typing. Scizor is much more
defensive, but much slower compared to Scyther. The mantis attacked once again
with Quick Attack to destroy Miakko's Charmander, but then…
"Thunder Shock!" a feminine
voice was heard.
"Powder Snow!" a masculine
voice was heard as well.
Those moves were used by Ryu's
electric type Pawmi, and Waiareas' ice type Cetoddle. "Waiareas!
Ryu!" called Miakko "Don't steal my catch! That Sycther is
mine!"
"Steal from you?" smiled
Ryu. "The exact opposite! Throw a Pokeball! Catch it!". Miakko threw
three Pokeballs until Scyther was caught while Ryu and Waiareas battled it.
"Thanks!" Miakko took the
Pokeball after the mantis was caught. "I'm sorry; I didn't think you came
to help me. I was rude."
"No worries, Miakko." said
Ryu. "It is yours now. We were glad to help."
"So, are you going to Pewter
GYM?" asked Waiareas. "We just came from there. It wasn't difficult
to win with our super effective against rock Pokémon."
"I was going to. But I decided
to skip it. Rock is super effective against two of my Pokémon."
"Then you should go to Cerulean
City. Your Charmander might be on type disadvantage, but your Scyther will
neutral against water types.". The three talked while walking with each
other until they went out Viridian forest. It took the entire day, so they put
on a tent and went to sleep at the forest. This was the Furukawa family first
bonding at this dimension. One might say that Miakko was risky to do such a
move, going out with people she doesn't know, yet she didn't feel any malice
from those two.
September 6, 2017
The day was sunny, not a single cloud
appeared at the sky. It was extremely hot, well, not if you were inside a
building, or a dark cave.
"Oh yeah!!!!!"
"Nog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Matoi!!!!!"
"Will you two shut up?!!!"
called Uzib. "You annoy the customers!"
"Uzib! It is my birthday you
mother fucker!" called Matoi. "Join to our party!"
"I decided that I'll do it only
with Moho Sama!"
"But still, it is fun, isn't it?"
asked Nog. Uzib couldn't hide his libido and screwed over his master and joined
for a triple. They banged for three hours. Nog went a few minutes deep into the
cave, and then brought a cake. It was an avocado cake. He peeled the avocado
for long hours in the dark in order to make it. "Matoi, my husband, happy
birthday!"
"Nog!!!! Thank you!!!" he
said and took a slice of cake. I don't know who was the idiot who was thinking
that avocado is a good ingredient for a sweet food… I'll never understand
humans…
"You two! Put your clothes on
before any customer will come". said Uzib. Despite his feminine look, Uzib
was a man. Yeah, he wore lipstick, had long nails, long eyelashes as well, and
had fluffy shining long hair. But is that wrong?! It doesn't make him less
manly!
In order to go to Cerulean City
Miakko had to pass through Mt. Moon, a very deep and dangerous cave. In the
past, many young kids went missing out there and never returned. With Zubats
attacked their victims, sucking their blood, if they were to be found as flesh
and not as skeleton I would argue they were lucky. The trainers who passed
through there and didn't choose Charmander as their starter were in a deep
trouble if they were idiot enough not to capture a Pidgey. But who cares about
that fowl?! It is a schnitzel, dammit! It was meant to be eaten anyway! Paras,
while seen as one of the most useless Pokémon aside from Magikarp, could be a
true foe. With moves such as Spore they could made their foe fall asleep. But
unlike the idiot kids, they didn't attack their Pokémon; they attacked right
away the trainers. Then, they will suck the blood of the trainers, in order to
evolve to Parasect faster. The kids? Yeah nobody cares. Not even their mom. If
she cared she wouldn't send her kid to a journey. But of course you had to hold
their hand when passing the road, right mom????
The way I see it, Parasect is a
perfect comparison to the humans; they are both zombies. The Parasect is
controlled by the mushroom on its back. It has no any decision on its life.
Everything it does is ruled by the sucking blood monster. The humans are
controlled by work culture. They must have perfect scores in order to get a
job, and then just eat shitty bread at the end of the day.
"Young woman! Wait!" called
someone to Miakko before she entered the cave of Mt. Moon. The man had long
black hair tied back in a ponytail. He had a few hairs which weren't tied and
were loose. He had a beard which he took very well care of. And despite it was
very sunny hot day, he wore long thick coat. I can only assume that the hot day
was due to Matoi's and Nog's thirst.
"Aren't you hot with such a coat
in that hot day?" asked Miakko.
"What are you saying? Detectives
must wear a coat. That is the first thing to at their job. In the rain, in the
snow, in the volcano, in the sky, and down the underground, we must wear
coats." Miakko was annoyed by him and was sure that he is an idiot. "Oh
yeah, I forgot to tell you. I'm a detective! My Name is Aaron Blackseth."
He gave her his detective card to prove it.
Miakko looked at his card. "It
is written here Aaron Blackse… are you sure that you are not an impostor?"
"No no. You see… it is a tragic
story… I didn't have enough time to write my full name during the exams, so now
my official detective name is wrong!!!!! All of because of my mistake!!!!"
he started crying.
"Is this how it really
works?"
"Yes! It is!!!! So you believe
me?!!!".
"I guess….". Inside of her
mind though, Miakko was sure that Aaron is a fucking idiot.
"Anyway! Have you heard about
someone called Moho Sama?". Miakko wanted to respond but then Aaron said
"Exactly! He rapes men for fun! I don't have any evidence for it, but I'm
sure about that!"
"How can you be so sure?"
"Many men have gone missing
during the last weeks! I'm sure of it, it is him!"
"How does he look like?"
"Orange hair and an M tattoo on
his forehead. I know one thing; he is doing it for some research! His believers
help him. But I don't know his real goal! Please, nobody believes
me!!!!!". I don't know how you can believe for someone who is incorrect
name at his official card, Aaron… "Anyway, call me if you find something
about him!"
Miakko went inside deep into the
cave. She walked for around 3 hours, and trained her three Pokémon which got
stronger. "Nog! Matoi! Put your clothes on, someone is coming!"
called Uzib. "Young woman, would you be interested in some unique items to
your journey?" asked Uzib from his stall.
"What is that?" Miakko
looked at long brown rod. "Is that… a Diglett?"
"No, it is a Dicklett."
"….Then what is that similar
thing to it with the gold hairs?"
"Oh that's an Alolan
Dicklett!"
"And the white one?"
"White Dicklett. Some call it
Paldean Dicklett."
"What the hell are those
things?!!!!"
"Oh they are dildos…"
"Dil… what?" Miakko never
heard about such a thing.
"You see. You weren't wrong.
Those things were originally Digletts. But we killed them and turned them into
enjoyable item.". Miakko was never more confused ever in her life.
"Uzib, I think she doesn't know
what a dildo is…" said Nog.
"What bullocks are you saying?!
Every kid nowadays knows that you put dildos in your ass to have fun when you
are lonely." He continued talking "How can you not wish for such a
thing?!!!"
"Uzib… you are talking to
yourself, she is gone." said Nog. Miakko ran for her life. She was too haraessed by those things that she never heard of.
"Crap! Run after her!!!!!"
Uzib reached her after a sped up his running. "Young woman! Wait! Don't
you want to learn about Diglett?! It is a wonderful creature!"
"It can be a great teaching tool
for your journey." said Matoi. Miakko was disturbed by them, but if it is
learning about Pokémon, she had to agree.
"So are you trainers as
well?" she asked.
"Kind of." said Uzib.
"We help Moho Sama with his goal to create perfect Pokémon. If you'll
battle me you'll understand why."
It was decided that it will be two
versus two battle. The released their Pokemon. Miakko went first with
Charmander, and Uzib went first with Butterfree. Uzib attacked first with the
flying STAB move Gust, which did a nice damage. Miakko knew that Butterfree is
a strong Pokémon compared to her Charmander, so she attacked with Smokescreen,
a move that decreases accuracy. The smoke spread inside the cave. Nog and Matoi
inhaled the smoke and fainted. At least it will take care of the Butterfree!
…. Or not! The Butterfree attacked
again and hit with Gust. It wasn't affected due to its ability Compoundeyes.
Miakko learned her lesson; DON'T FUCKING USE ACCURACY DECREASING MOVES! They
are pointless and nothing good goes by using them. Then she used her second
tactic; Spamming Ember. Due to her Charmander's Blaze ability, and lucky
critical hit, she was able to defeat the Butterfree with one Ember.
"Now it is the time for my
Dicklett!" Uzib sent out his male Diglett.
"Charmander, come back!"
she pushed its Pokeball button. But it wasn't working for some reason.
"It is due to my Dicklett's
ability! Arena Trap! Nobody will escape my orgy!" he harassed Miakko.
"Use Attract! Make this Charmander fall in love with you!"
"It won't work! My Charamander
is a male!" announced Miakko.
"Are you sure about that?!"
smiled Uzib. The Charamander eyes were in love and it didn't attack its
Dicklett lover. "This is Moho Sama's creed! Male will fall in love with
males!!!!". Then he ordered his Dicklett to finish off the lizard with
super effective Bulldoze.
Miakko sent Chikorita. She had to be
careful. Who knows what those wierdos can do…
"Is that Chikorita… a
female?"
"It is."
"No!!!!!! Have mercy on
me!!!!".
Miakko swung her arm "Razor
Leaf!!!!!!". She defeated the Dicklett and Uzib.
"So… Dicklett is very interesting
Pokémon, don't you agree?" said the defeated Uzib.
"Yeah I guess… Arena Trap is
great ability."
"For defeating me I give you two
Dicklett dildos as a gift!"
"Please don't. It is a sexual harassment…"
said Miakko and went away. Her Chikorita attacked Uzib at his crotch as a warning.
"Such a great woman… I'll make
sure to make her my wife…" said Uzib to himself while suffering the
intense pain.
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| Nog (above) and Matoi Design, by me. |
