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The
Origivia cult gathered together at their basement. "Good, everyone is
here." said Moho Sama. "Miakko, Ryu, and Waiareas, this is your first
mission. Look at this." Moho showed them their target at the touch screen.
Those were two big planets.
"Two?
Why two?" asked Miakko.
"You
are going to invade into to this world. Those are actually the same worlds, but
they split into two at same point of history."
Nog
clicked on one of the planets. They saw one eighteen year old girl, wearing a
bikini and skirt. She held two knifes on her waist. She had long blond hair, at
around the same length as Miakko's hair. She held hands with a blond haired
boy, at the same age as her. It was obvious; those two are dating.
"What's
wrong with those two?! They are a brother and a sister and dating!
Disgusting!" Uzib cursed them. "So our mission is to kill them? I'll
destroy that incest!"
"Muk!"
Moho clicked his fingers and ordered his cum Muk to attack Uzib.
"Arghhhhh!!!!
Master what did I say?! Was I wrong?!"
"Totally
wrong you fool! Those two aren't siblings. They are proper legal romantic
couple. From what I can see, their names are Fiora and Shulk."
"Moho…
I don't get you… Why do you want to kill them? I was in relationship with Ryu
at around the same age as them." said Waiareas.
"Yeah.
I don't get it as well. I refuse to kill them." insisted Ryu.
"Did
I say something about killing Fiora and Shulk?"
"Wait…
you didn't?!" everyone was shocked and confused.
"It
was Nog who clicked on this planet. I never said a thing about that. What's
more, if you won't kill them exactly at the same time, the other one will be in
such a broken state until he'll hunt you for the rest of lives. They are that
devoted to each other. The issue is with the second planet."
"Then
what's wrong with that one?" asked Matoi.
"It
is rotten; too much rotten. You'll understand why when you'll get there. But
the real reason you are going there is to bring me the Blades."
"Blades?"
everyone was confused.
"It
is close to equivalent to Pokémon they have in their world. There are trainers
in that world called "Drivers" who collect Blades and use them in
battle. Your mission is to bring me some Blades. By understating other worlds'
Pokémon we can get better results with our system. Miakko, Ryu, Waiareas, go!
Nog and Matoi will accompany you."
"Wait,
can't I go as well?!" complained Uzib.
"After
saying you'll kill Fiora and Shulk, I have to punish you. Wait for me in 'THAT
ROOM'. Also, one more thing Miakko, Ryu, and Waiareas; when you'll return from
that dimension you probably won't return to Sinnoh. You'll be at a random
region."
"Arghhhhhhh
not again!!!" shouted Waiareas while falling from the sky.
"Again?"
asked Miakko.
"From
three months ago! Crap!!!!!" shouted Ryu.
Those five
found themselves on a lush forest. "Rex! Wait!" called a short girl
who was accompanied by her white tiger. She wore a gold cloth, and had white
hair, with two cat ears growing from it. That girl name was Nia. The red haired
girl named Pyra who walked alongside Rex had a bust that only women who were
shooting porn had. It was that big. Somehow by a magical way, she had a wide sight
range when she was looking down to the ground.
"What's
wrong with the people in this world?!" shouted Matoi. "They have
feline ears!"
"Still,
it doesn't explain what Blades are…" sighed Nog.
"Where
the hell are we anyway?" asked Miakko.
They kept
walking forward the forest. They saw one girl with giant wings, purple hair,
and blue skin giving a blowjob to her master nearby a tree. "Oh god… now I
understand why Moho said that this world is rotten… they have sex outdoors with
monsters…" Ryu couldn't watch them.
"Yeah
only gays like me and Matoi are allowed to do this outdoor!"
As they
kept walking, the environment changed. They came out the forest, and the trees
spread were less dense. This area was huge, filled with monsters.
"So
some of the monsters have some human features like the girl that gave a blowjob
that we saw before, and some are very similar to Pokémon. What's wrong with
that place?!" wondered Ryu.
"Look,
there is a town in the horizon!" pointed out Miakko. "Let's check
it!"
Some Town
Baby!!!
The place
was filled with people dating with their girlfriends. Some of them were dating
with five of them at once! Even worse, they were dating monsters like that
blowjob girl.
"I
still don't get what Blades are…" Waiareas tried to figure out. They
decided to ask someone from this town.
"It
is very rare to see someone who doesn't know what Blades are." said the
one they were asking named Jun. "To put it simply, Blades are human swords
girls. It is very common to marry and have sex with them."
"You
actually fuck your swords?!" Nog was shocked.
"I'll
explai-" Jun words were cut by Matoi.
"But
how your dicks don't get cut off by fucking them?!" Matoi couldn't
understand what's going on.
"Like
I said, let me explain! Half of the girls in this town are blades!"
They
finally understood how fucked up this world it…
"It
is very common to marry more than one Blade. The one they are owned by are
called "Drivers"." Those five were thinking at the same time that no
other word is worse than 'Driver' to describe a master who fucks their slaves.
"How
do we get Blades anyway?" Miakko really didn't want to participate in this
slavery system, but had no choice; they promised Moho.
"You
can buy them over there." He actually said 'Buy'… This is slavery for god
sake! Wait… I'm god… never mind…
"Oh
yeah now I'll get it!!!! It took me 776 rolls but I'm sure I'll get a Rare
Blade for sure now!" said someone who was buying Core Crystals.
"Rare
Blades?" asked Miakko.
The result
was on the 777 time… not a Rare Blade! "Fuck you girl! Because of you I
got a useless Blade!"
Waiareas
grabbed his neck and held it tightly. "Say even one more word like that to
her and you are dead!"
"I'm
sorry! I can't breathe…."
"Now
get lost!" Waiareas loosened his grip.
"What
is the deal with Rare Blades anyway?" asked Miakko. "The way He was
talking was like if he was gambling…"
"Well…
when you say it like that, I can understand why you call it gambling." said
the store seller.
"Wait…
it is gambling?!!!!" the party was surprised to their ears.
"You
don't actually buy Blades. You need Core Crystal for them. Core Crystals have
rarities. If you want to get Rare Blades you better get a better Core Crystal.
Only the Rare Blades looks like something you'd want to actually fuck. The
others are useless trash."
The party
got a grasp on how fucked up this world is actually. People buy slaves to have
sex with. Not only that, they have to gamble to actually get sexy ones. The ones
who aren't sexy and aren't 'worth a fuck' gets dumped into the trash.
"Well.
How much of them do you want?"
"We
actually don't have money. Can't you give us one for free? We need only
one." Miakko asked politely.
"Sorry.
I cannot. People spend their whole life to get a wife. But, if you want to get
one, you better fight some monsters and get one from their drops.
Fighting
Baby!
The party
summoned their Pokémon and fought some monsters. They fought for around five
hours, yet they got not even a single Core Crystal. They discovered the battle
mechanics of this world. Some moves can cause "Break", which it can
be followed by "Topple", and it can be followed by "Daze" as
well. Without a single Core Crystal dropped they decided to make a break. Nog
and Matoi were already exhausted, and Miakko was tired as well. Only Ryu and
Waiareas still could fight for that long.
"Damn…
where is she…?"
"I
think we should ask someone. How about those five?"
"Good
Idea Pandoria! Let's ask them!" said the man who had an eye patch.
"Hey, you, can you help us?"
"Who
are you...?" asked Nog.
"You
really don't know me?! Behold the mighty… Zeke! Von!" he pointed his thumb
with every syllable he said "Genbu! Bringer of Chaos! Mostly known as
Zeke. And often addressed as… THE ZEKENATOR! The mighty ZEKE is searching for
the Aegis!"
"The
Aegis?" asked Miakko.
"How
to explain…. Hmm… she has red hair and big bust… she is at height like this…"
he showed her estimated height with his hand.
"Didn't
we see one girl like that in the west forest before…?" pointed out Ryu.
"Thank
you! You are now friends of the mighty Zeke. Can I reward you with something as
a thanks for help?"
"Hmm…
do you have Core Crystals? We need only one." said Ryu.
"That's
a fair price to pay for helping me finding the Aegis. Here!"
Mission
complete! However… Moho Sama will discover that Blades only works in that
dimension. Mission FAILED!!!
Some time
later in that dimension…
Rex' party
had to save Pyra, and her other self Mythra. Nia revealed her true form; she is
a Blade as well.
"I
love you Rex!" she revealed her true feelings for him.
"Nia,
I love you too! I love you… and all of you guys!"
'Fuck you
Pyra and Mythra!!!!!!!!!' she was screaming in her heart.
Even some
more time later…
Rex, along
with Pyra, Mythra, Nia, Zeke, and other party members were finally fighting the
evil Malos. However, in order to defeat him, Pyra and Mythra had to sacrifice
themselves. Rex refused to let them go.
"She
is the girl you love; you gotta respect her decision." Zeke explained to
Rex.
'Finally
you do something decent Zeke! Rex is mine!' Nia was thinking. However, only a
few minutes Pyra and Myhtra returned. Nia was broken, but decided to be mature
and tapped on Rex' shoulder.
"Nia…"
said Rex. "When I said that I love all of you guys… I meant it. I'll have
you all three at once."
Indeed…
this world… is ROTTEN! Thank god that nobody is going to fuse its version with
the other pure version of Fiora and Shulk… at least I hope so…
Writer
notes: So in case you didn't understand; this whole chapter was based on
Xenoblade Chronicles. I didn't change a single thing in the lore of the game, I
just expanded things. Xenoblade 2 was a pain. Great game; don't get me wrong.
However, it is unbelievable how Takahashi Tatsuya went from the proper monogamy
relationship in the first game to the nonsense polygamy of the second game.
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| Fiora's and Shulk's design. By Nintendo and Monolith Soft. |
