Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
Let me
tell you something; Writers who write in their book that "This is a work
of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the
author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events
or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental." are
fucking liars. EVERTHING is based on real life. I'm saying this as the god of
this world. Well, the "used fictitiously" part is true. All of the
other details? Yeah, don't believe your writers, even if you want to suck to
them that badly just because they wrote your favorite book. THEY- ARE- LIARS!
"Mom!"
Miakko finally arrived to Pallet Town in Kanto, her home after weeks of walking
in the wild while the virus was storming. She ran and hugged Alicia.
"Miakko!
Are you alright?" asked Alicia.
"I'm
fine. And also, Mama and Papa are here."
Alicia
dropped a tear. "I can finally meet you. After all of those years. Get
inside, we have to talk."
"Can
we really stay with you?" asked Ryu.
"Of
course. I can't let you stay outside while the virus is spreading."
"Yeah,
but we don't have money. You'll have to sustain us for who knows how
long." said Waiareas politely.
"We'll
manage. It is the least I can do for you two. You are the parents of Miakko. I
won't let you go."
Waiareas
and Ryu thanked for Alicia and went inside the house. They sat at the living
room and had a talk for Miakko's future.
"Who
knew that other dimensions really exist…" Alicia was surprised.
"Worlds without Pokémon… It also explains how Miakko was so strong when I
first met her." Alicia covered the story about that day, and how Miakko
was able to defeat Pokémon by herself, only at age of six.
"I'm
not surprised. As expected from my daughter!" Waiareas praised her.
"When
I see you two I'm glad. I've always been right about you two. People kept
telling me that you are terrible parents for abandoning Miakko. But I always
believed that you love her. You just were separated for years because of that
fiendish stream. I may sound cruel, but thank you for giving Miakko for those
eleven years. She's been my greatest happiness."
"No
no" apologized Ryu. "I must thank you for taking care of her for
those years. Miakko grew up to be a wonderful girl thanks to you, Alicia."
Miakko was
embarrassed, but also happy for how they talked about her.
"Alicia.
Thank you very much for taking care of her. Nothing we will ever do can compensate
for what you've done for us." said Waiareas.
"So,
you'll take Miakko home?" asked Alicia.
"Yes."
answered Ryu. "But not now. Only when our journey is over."
"Mom,
can I change my name to Furukawa Miakko?" asked Miakko.
"No,
you cannot." answered Alicia.
"Mom!
Please!"
Alicia
smiled "How can you change your name into a name that is already yours to
begin with? You've always been 'Furukawa Miakko' from the day you were
born."
"Mom!
Thanks!" she hugged her.
"Also,
one more thing. Don't call me 'Mom' from now on. You have your real parents
from now on."
"No,
no" apologized Ryu. "You took care of Miakko for so many years. It is
your right to be called 'Mom'"
"Well,
I don't feel like it feels right for me."
"Then
how should I call you?" asked Miakko.
"Hmm…
how about 'Alichan'? I'm still young you know."
"It
will take time to get used to it." giggled Miakko.
Miakko
sent an order for a name change to the Ministry of Interior. Two weeks later
Miakko received her new identity card. From now on Miakko's official name was
Furukawa Miakko.
"Mo-
I mean, Alichan, where Mama and Papa will sleep?"
"Hmm…
How about your room? Your room is large, and you want to share a time with your
Mama and Papa after so long, don't you?"
"It
is okay mo-I mean Alichan. I'm not a child anymore."
"Miakko…"
said Ryu. "It is okay to be a child sometimes. If you want to, just say
so."
"I
actually want…" Miakko was blushing.
"I'll
go to bring two mattresses." said Alicia.
"Mama,
Papa, would you train me?" asked Miakko. "I was so weak in the battle
against Giovanni. If you two didn't save me I'd be dead. I want to become
strong, so I could at least to protect myself. And hopefully not just me, but
my friends as well. Brazle, Shirr, Nog, Matoi, Aaron, and Uzib; I want to be
there when to save them if another situation like that happen."
"First
you'll have to wait until your broken arm is healed." smiled Ryu.
"No!!!!!!!!!"
screamed Nog at the hospital. "I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!"
"Just
because I'm homo I'm going to die!!!!!!" screamed Matoi as well.
"There
is nothing to do with being a gay to your illness." the doctor tried to
calm him down.
"HIV
is an illness of gays like us!!!! I'm dead no!!!!" Nog continued with the
screams out of fear.
"You
don't have HIV, you have Divoc. It is okay! Just don't lose hope!"
"What
is Divoc…?"
'God
dammit!!!!! I've explained it him that ten times already! I quit tomorrow! I
swear!' the doctor was thinking.
Shirr was
at home. She replayed her favorite game on the Nintendo Switch: "Fools
Scrolls: Amnesia". Its anticipated sequel "Fools Scrolls:
Shamaimrim" launches next year. Now she has nothing to do anyway, it is
the best time to beat Amnesia again. It was snowing outside. The winds were
strong and fast.
"Tama!
I've told you. Lock the door with the key! I don't want the snow get inside the
house!" her father scolded her.
Tama went
to close the door. She noticed something was inside the deep snow. She dug a
bit.
"Tama!
What are you doing?! Lock the door already! It is cold enough to begin
with!" her father went to check her.
"Father!
Look! A person!"
"What
happened?" Shirr went to check as well. "It is him… Father, get him
inside the house!". It was Katsuya who collapsed outside with nowhere to
go.
"Of
course!" her father pulled Katsuya.
"Are
you sure about that?!" Bess complained. "What if he has Divoc?"
"This
is no time to think about that!" the father Bess scolded as well. "He
is going to die if we won't treat him. He is wearing a mask anyway!"
Two hours
later Katsuya woke up at Shirr's room. She warmed him with her Monferno's
flame. "Why did you save me? I've tried to kill you…" asked Katsuya.
"You
were following orders. Didn't you?"
"Em…
yes… it doesn't change this fact."
"Then
why did you follow me?"
"To
steal your Pokémon…"
"Liar.
The door was opened yet you didn't get inside. You were seeking for help."
"I
didn't want to involve and kill others…"
"Fine.
Then we are in my room. You won't involve my family. You can use your abilities
without harming them."
"I
can't hurt you after saving me…"
"Exactly!
You are a good person inside. You did a mistake. You were following orders. But
you don't really want to harm anyone in reality.". Katsuya was surprised
how Shirr can read him so well. "Your name? My name is Shirr Massel."
"Shirr...
beautiful name…". Despite Katsuya said that, any name that Shirr had would
have sound beautiful to him.
"It
means 'Song' in a language that ceased to exist five hundred years ago."
"My
name is Katsuya… Katsuya Spark."
"You
should eat something. Here. This is home-made bread. My mother made it."
"No…
I can't eat that."
"Oh,
you don't like bread? I'll give you something else. What else do you
want?"
"That's
not the point… I can't bother you more than that…"
"You
are a weird one… you'll have to eat something… you have nowhere to go. The
virus is expected to take at least five months before it will be over. You'll have
to stay with us until then. Going outside in this weather is like a
suicide."
"Then…
would turn around please? I don't want you to see me without a mask… My face is
ugly…"
"Father!
Are you sure about that?!" Bess eavesdropped to Katsuya's and Shirr's
conversation. "He tried to kill Shirr!"
"This
is up to Shirr. We weren't supposed to hear that conversation. I trust your
sister to judge if he is a good person or not."
"But…
still… feeding a killer…"
"Shirr
already told me about that guy when she returned home. Yet she was able to
defeat him. Also, as Shirr said; he could already kill all of us, yet he didn't
do it. He chose to die instead kill all of us. Yes, he is a bizarre one, but I
don't think he is a bad person."
December
14, 2017.
The
pandemic continued harshly. However, due to people were stuck at home and
nowhere to go, their muscles became weaker. It was allowed to go outside, but
only for running or jogging, and only in the fresh air. It was the sign for the
Furukawas; they can start training. Miakko's arm was already healed. Miakko
listened to her favorite training song "Eye of the Incineroar". She
ran, and ran. Her muscles grew and became stronger. In the end the afternoon it
was the time for twenty minutes of push-ups. Alicia used her garage as a
training arena to let Waiareas and Ryu to train Miakko for battling.
"This
is your weapon, Miakko." Waiareas gave her two short daggers with
"teeth" on the opposite side of the blade.
"What
are those teeth? It doesn't look like a normal dagger." asked Miakko.
"This
dagger is special. It is called "Sword Breaker". To put it on simple
term, it is used to parry the opponent's blade, to stick it into one
dagger."
"Oh…
and then I'm supposed to attack with my second dagger. Right?"
"Exactly."
Waiareas drew his sword. "Time for training."
"Isn't
that dangerous?" asked Alicia.
"It
is." answered Ryu. "But Miakko can handle it. Also, Waiareas knows
how to limit his strength. It is not the first time we train someone."
"Don't
worry Alichan. Papa won't hurt me. I know it. I must train now so I'll be ready
for the time comes."
"I'm
healed!!!!!" rejoiced Nog.
"Yes!
Finally! Damn that terrible illness!" Matoi rejoiced as well after he was
healed as well.
"Like
a said…" said the doctor "You didn't have HIV…"
"Oh!
So we don't need condoms?" asked Nog.
Matoi
dumped the condoms he received from an online order into the trash. "What
a waste of money…"
"You
idiots!!!!!" the doctor's spirit broke "The fact that you two didn't
get HIV doesn't mean you should not use condoms! I'll quit my job tomorrow! I
swear!!!!"
"Thank
you, doctor! Matoi, want to fuck outside?"
"Yeah!
You can do sports outside now. Sex is a sport, so it counts!"
"Damn
that Johtonian virus!!!!!! It doesn't matter what I do in my job it doesn't
matter in the end!!!" raged Gumshoos Hazozra.
"My
president… why do you keep calling it "Johtonian Virus"… It is kind
of racist, don't you think?" asked his employee with a fear for his life.
"It
is because it came from Johto. There is nothing racist about it."
"You
have to think about of our half Unova- Johto people… they must be feeling the
racism toward them."
"It
came from Johto."
"But…
"Wait!
I know! We should build a wall around Unova! That will stop the virus!"
"This
is not how it works…"
"Then
let's start a war against Johto and kill all of the Johtonian people!"
Gumshoos
Hazozra was the president of Unova. He was twelve years old. He wasn't a normal
Gumshoos. He was born at Route 1 of Alola as a Yungoos. Only a year after he
was born, he was able to talk at the human language as he studied diligently. Then
he decided to go aboard to Unova. He tried his luck at the elections at age of
two. He failed. The Unovanian people had a common sense not to choose a Pokémon
as their president, and did not choose him. They didn't have the same common
sense five years later… Hazozra won the elections! He even won a second time.
Damn those humans are stupid… The same was said by Hazozra himself as he hated
people. I still don't understand why he hates people and still does his best
for the Unovanian people. Hazozra was and still is feared. He was way bigger
than normal Gumshoos. Normal Gumshoos stand on 70 cm, but Hazozra is 120 cm!
His base stats are way stronger than normal Gumshoos! With heavy increased
speed stat, and decent increase of his defenses stats. People will think twice
before trying to attack him.
Sinnoh
Elite Four Bertha just passed away because of Divoc in the hospital.
"No!!!!" cried Hoenn Elite Four Drake "Agatha! My wife! I love
you!!!!" he released his Pokémon "Salamence, this is your final
order; Use Outrage on me. Kill me. I can't continue living without my wife
Agatha."
Two hours
later a doctor came out and searched for Drake. "Have you seen
Drake?" he asked one nurse. "I came to tell him that his wife Agatha
passed five minutes ago because of Divoc."
"He
committed a suicide two hours because his wife Agatha died. How could she die
just now?"
"The
one who died two hours ago was Bertha! No… no way… that idiot!!!!!"
January 1,
2018. The year didn't open with a good sign for most people. So far all over
the world passed away so far around 3,500,000 people. The Elite Four and
champions were worried about the next Pokémon League. They gathered up for a
discussion with a special permission they got from Gumshoos Hazozra for
gathered their meeting.
"Alright…
so far… We are in abysmal situation." Kanto Champion Lance showed the
situation. "In Kanto it couldn't be even worse. There are only two GYM
Leaders left; Misty and Brock. Erika is in jail."
"Why
she wasn't released though?" asked Galar Champion Leon. "She was
proven to be innocent."
"Yeah,
but there is one officer named Taiga who fell in love with her, but his only
way of showing that to her is shooting on her rubber bullets. We can't do
anything about that."
"Poor
girl…"
Five
minutes later… Jail…
"Erika!
I love you!" announced Taiga "I'm sorry for what I have done! I
didn't know how to show my love to you! I'm just addicted to rubber bullets! I
know! I'm a terrible person. I'll switch this cell with you! You are
free."
"Sorry?
Why?"
"Eh?"
"I
mean… to be locked inside jail wasn't fun, but how did you know that rubber
bullets is my fetish?" she kissed him.
"Wait!
Erika you traitor!!!!! I was thinking we are friends!" cried Lenora.
"Sorry
bitch, he is going to be my husband!"
"I'm
the happiest man in the world! We'll find some isolated place, and I'll make
you happy, my wife Erika!"
"Good
idea! Who needs to be a Gym leader anyway?!" she held his hand and went
for freedom.
"Anyway…"
continued Lance. "Blaine is dead due to committing a suicide for no reason.
Giovanni, Sabrina, and Surge have gone missing."
"And
thanks to my ungrateful daughter Fuchsia has no GYM leader because I was
promoted to the Elite Four…" said Koga.
"Johto
is next." said Lance. "Whitney died during the attack of Team Rocket
in Goldenrod. She was smashed by a massive Charizard by a mistake."
"Well…
she was hated anyway by pretty much everyone…" said Kanto Elite Four
Karen.
"Now…
Chuck is also dead." continued Lance. "Poor man had Divoc in died two
weeks ago."
"He
was useless anyway…" said Karen. "This idiot had only two Pokémon god
dammit!"
"So
now it is my region…" said Steven.
"Speaking
of your region… where is god dammit Drake?! And Agatha and Bertha are not
here!" Bruno smashed the table.
"Nobody
know who is Bertha and Agatha anyway…" said Karen. "After years I
can't still tell which is which…"
"I
wanted to talk about that right now." said Steven. "Agatha and Bertha
died due to Divoc. Drake committed a suicide after Bertha died. I know what you
are thinking… 'But his wife was Agatha'… Yeah he couldn't tell them apart as
well. Bertha died before her…"
"oh…"
sighed everyone.
"Wattson
is dead, Brawly is dead. Tate and Liza had a fight because they idiot kids, and
resigned from being GYM leaders."
Sinnoh was
lucky; Not even a single GYM leader passed away, for now at least… Unova
suffered with Lenora in prison, and Burge who was killed. Kalos: Grant is dead!
Galar and Paldea: They are safe! For now.
"So
to summarize it…." said Leon "We have fourteen GYMs with no leaders.
We can't continue the year like this." "Any idea what should we
do?"
Everyone
thought for a few moments, and then Champion Cynthia proposed in idea "How
about we'll continue this running League at September 2018? In the meantime,
we'll train new GYM leaders. All of the trainers who managed to get a badge
will able to use them. New challengers will be allowed. They might be in a
disadvantage, but we can't do this to the trainers who won badges this league."
"I
like the idea. But how can we trust that the virus will be over by then?"
asked Leon.
"Some
companies already try to make a vaccine." answered Cynthia. "Of
course, I can't say for sure, but that's what we have for now."
"We'll
go with that!" said Lance. "Any objections?". No one rejected
the idea. "If someone has any recommendation I would like to hear about
that."
"I
have one." said Champion Geeta.
"No
please… Geeta, not HER…" complained Karen.
"Nemona!"
offered Geeta.
"That
girl is fucking insane and fucked up in the head!" Hassel punched the
table. "She is at champion level and way stronger than most of us, yet she
always ruin the Paldea League by participating and winning for seven years in a
row!"
"That's
the exact reason she should be a GYM leader… So she won't ruin the league… She
won already 10 badges for this league by the way."
"Fucking
shit! Damn that Nemona! Fine! Let her be a GYM leader!"
March 9,
2018. Sinnoh.
Katsuya
and Shirr were living together at her house since he arrived. They were sitting
for the dinner along with Shirr's family. "Say, Katsuya, when is your
birthday? I feel like we should celebrate you that."
"It
was in February." He answered.
"Which
date?" asked Bess.
"31."
Everyone
stayed silent for a few seconds. "Katsuya, such a date doesn't
exist." said Shirr.
"I
know. My adoptive father said it was changed in 2002 to erase this date. That's
why February ends on the 28 or 29."
"It
never was like that." said Shirr. 'What's going on… it doesn't make any
sense…' she was thinking.
"Well
well…" said the Massel Mother. "It doesn't really matter when is your
birthday. How about we'll celebrate it together tomorrow?"
"Great
Idea!" added Tama. "And then after party Shirr and Katsuya could have
a good time in their room."
"Tama!
I told you already! We aren't dating!" Shirr was blushing.
"Liar."
said Bess "You are always together and even sleeping in the same
room."
"That's
because we don't have enough rooms! Katsuya! Say something!"
Katsuya
couldn't talk. Even with his mask on everyone could see that he is blushing
with heavy red face.
"Katsuya,
come with me." Shirr pulled him to her room to play Amnesia. "We are
just friends. Got it?" she glared her sisters and locked the door.
"It
is obvious… It is just a matter of time…" said Tama.
'Shirr
Spark… good name…' her father was thinking.
"I
never knew that Shirr is so slow…" sighed Bess. "They are sleeping in
the same room for months, always together, have the same interests in Pokémon
and yet they won't admit it…"
"Bess…
weren't you against letting Katsuya enter our house?" asked Tama.
"Well…
that's because I didn't know him at the time. But he is also a problem! He is
even more shy than Shirr! He should do SOMETHING!"
"Well,
well… let them have the time." said the mother.
June 20,
2018
Finally! A
vaccine was ready! One company found a way to kill the virus. The idea was
simple; taking the DNA of Pokémon with the same genus as Zubat in order to
defeat Divoc. Since I'm fucking genius the world I've created already had a
Pokémon like that; Woobat! Both Woobat and Zubat are bats. Not only that!
Woobat is a Psychic Type which is super effective against Zubat's Poison type! Thank
you, thank you. Now stand in the line if you want to suck to the genius I am.
Sadly… the
genius I am was failed thanks to this shitty Hazozra! His fans refused to take
the vaccine as they were thinking it is actually the virus. Wait! I have a
savior!
"Time
to work! Uzib! Ananth! Saica! Nog! Matoi! Save the world! Kill anyone who
refuses to take the vaccine!" ordered Moho Sama. Thanks to him, the virus
saga was completely over. In October 2018 nobody in the world had Divoc. The
League Challenge is back! By the way… the number of people who were killed by
Moho Sama was 15,969. The number of people who were killed by Divoc in total?
5,720,899 people!
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