Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
Shirr was
battling against Brazle; while Nog, Matoi, and Katsuya were watching. She
defeated her completely with zero fainted Pokémon on her side. Brazle felt
humiliated that she lost completely against a fucking mouse family of Maushold.
"Don't
worry Brazle!" Nog tried to comfort her "She is Shirr Massel, you
know, she has an experience with Pokémon battling."
Brazle
didn't want to get comfort by those psychopaths that have sex outdoors. She
ignored them.
"So…
why do you have a new game plus?" Matoi asked Shirr.
"Matoi!
What are you doing?! We have to find Miakko! We can't trust Uzib to find
her!"
"Wait,
you know Miakko?" Shirr asked. "Just to make sure we talk about the
same one. She is tall, with a blue hair tied in a ponytail."
"Furukawa
Miakko, right? She is our friend. We didn't see her in such a long time."
Matoi answered.
"Weird…"
Katsuya said. "I know one who fits perfectly to do this description but
she is called Miakko Blaze, not Furukawa."
"Oh
that's because she changed her name." Nog said. "Wait! You are a
friend of Miakko as well?!"
"I
met her once at a ship. She was accompanied by one man with extremely long hair
and a woman."
"So
you know her parents as well. Listen, Shirr, and the one I have to know his
name. You are our friends as well!" Nog hugged them. "Do you want to
help us with our mission? We are going to find Pokémon that have gone extinct!"
"A
mission with Miakko?" Shirr asked.
"Yeah!
Join us!" Matoi smiled.
"What
do you say, Katsuya?" Shirr asked.
"I
don't mind."
"Then
let's go!!!!" called Matoi and took his clothes off.
"Yeah
about that…" Nog was embarrassed "That's kind of our thing… we do it
without thinking… Brazle already hates us…"
"I'll
have to get used to it…" Shirr giggled. Katsuya fainted on the other hand…
"I
also realized something super weird!!!!!" Matoi announced. "Maushold
is the weirdest Pokémon ever! Think about it! They are two Pokémon at once!
When they evolve the only thing changes is they have a baby alongside
them."
"Wait
does that mean…?" Shirr asked.
"That
they fuck inside their Pokeball of course! But it doesn't end here… they cannot
breed except with Ditto. It means that the female cheats on her
husband!!!!"
"Oh
god… please don't tell me there is more…"
"There
is more!!!! In the wild and when they hatch from their egg they are always in
couples. It means they are a brother and a sister! And you guessed it! They
fuck each other in order to evolve!!! Fucking incest!!!"
"I'll
have to ignore that so I won't hate my Pokémon…"
The
Furukawas reached Castelia City to challenge the Dark-Type GYM leader. The city
was dense, filled with skyscrapers and it was next to impossible to see the sky
by looking from the ground up. "Nog and Matoi can't be the only the one
who make shows like that! I'm a man as well!" a flat chested woman
announced and was about to take off her clothes. Oh… she is not a woman, but
another weirdo….
"Uzib!"
Miakko noticed him. "What are you doing here?"
"Moho
Sama needs you and your parents for new mission. I searched you for so
long!"
"I'm
just about to challenge the GYM leader of this city. Can't it wait a bit?"
"Of
course it can wait! Let's go!"
"You
are coming with us?"
"Of
course, I won't lose a chance to see a battle of my wi-" he noticed that
Waiareas glared at him. "Of my friend, of course!". He remembered
that he should be careful with his words.
After
searching for some time, they finally found the GYM. It was very plain GYM;
just a battle arena and nothing more than that. The GYM leader was nowhere in
sight. "Dikaon! Dikaon!" the assistant called the GYM leader.
"You have a challenger!"
"Is
there something wrong?" Miakko asked.
"Oh
it is just Dikaon… he is probably busy with another review. You see, he is also
a game reviewer."
"Is
he Dikaon Lahalutin?! The Temetuber?!" Uzib asked.
"Oh
you are a fan?"
"I'm!"
Uzib heard a sound of a rope tided up. "Shit! I know this sound! I know because
of Divoc I tried to commit a suicide almost every day without being with
Miakko!!!" He started running. "Where is his room?!!! We must save
him!!!". They reached his room and found Dikaon almost dead, tied by a
rope to his neck to the celling. Miakko jumped to the celling, and cut the rope
with her dagger. They found the GYM leader; Dikaon Lahalutin. He was a very
dark skinned man at age of 51, with long and white beard, he was very fat and
weights at 130 kilograms. They couldn't see his face. He was wearing a VR
helmet. Even when trying to die, he kept playing video games.
"Why
did you save me?! I just want to die! My fans are crazy!"
"Calm
down, Dikaon." Miakko held his hand. "Tell me, what is the
problem?"
"They
keep asking me reviewing games that are too long! Shamimrim just launched and I
promised them to review game! But it turns out that the game is over 150 hours
to complete! And the bugs and glitches!!!! God Dammit! It is impossible to
beat! It doesn't help that Miklahada, the publisher of the game, didn't send me
a review code! So I somehow need to beat it and make a review before I'll
become completely irrelevant!". Dikaon punched his hands at the floor.
"And I have to do that while still being a GYM leader!"
"Why
won't you stop then?"
"I
can't disappoint my fans! I just want to die!"
"Well…
how about committing a suicide after you'll battle Miakko?" Uzib asked.
Ryu
punched Uzib. "How can you be so cruel?!"
"No…
he is right… my fans are my joy. Video games are my joy. I must fulfill their
happiness…"
"Dikaon…
you don't have to. Really, I don't care for that. Just don't kill
yourself…" Miakko was worried for him.
"No…
I'll battle you. It will be a battle of three on three. Show me your strength,
Miakko! Just give me a second!". He released a short and quick video that
asks his fans to vote if to delay the review but for a better one.
"Go!
Malamar!" called Dikaon. He released the Psychic/ Dark Type squid. Miakko
had a perfect answer against this Pokémon; Scyther which is four times super
effective against it. Miakko knew that her Scyther is faster and it will an
easy victory. "Flamethrower!" Dikaon called.
"Bug
Bite!". However, to Miakko's surprise, Malamar hit first, and with very
high power that Malamar isn't capable of. Luckily for Miakko, her Scyther had a
Focus Sash and was able to survive the hit. Miakko didn't understand what is
going on, but soon understood once she hit; it wasn't Malamar, but a Zoroark.
Zoroark's ability makes it impost to other Pokémon by their appearance, which
makes trainers who knows well about Pokémon fall it the trap, as they think
they fight a different creature with its own advantages and disadvantages. Zoroark
survived the Bug Bite with its own Focus Sash, and defeated Scyther in the next
phase.
Miakko summoned
her Orsaring. She didn't have many choices. Her only super effective Pokémon
against Dark types was defeated. Dikaon called back Zoroark and summoned the
real Malamar. "Slash!" called Miakko. Dikaon ordered Malamar to use
Superpower; a strong Fighting type move, but it had a price to pay; the user's
Attack and Defense are lowered. Malamar attacked first. It wasn't able to
finish off Ursaring in one hit, but then the unbelievable happened… Malamar's
power and protection got stronger. "What's going on?!" Miakko asked.
"Simple!
Malamar's special ability; Contrary. In short, when its stats are lowered, they
get stronger. When they get stronger, they are getting weaker. Interesting,
isn't it?". Malamar received the damage from Slash, but was able to
survive. "Now finish it off!". He defeated the Ursaring.
"No!!!!!
Miakko is in terrible situation!!!! She has only one Pokémon left and has to
defeat three Pokémon!!!!" Uzib was worried.
"Oh
don't worry. My friend is going to finish him off and defeat all three
alone." Skeledirge said.
"Where
did YOU come from?!"
"Go!
Krookodile!" Miakko summoned her friend. 'I have to decide the move I'll
use for three battles right now… But choosing the wrong move when I don't know
who is Dikaon's last Pokémon… It is all down to luck…' Miakko was thinking.
"Go! Brick Break!!!!!" she ordered. The amazing crocodile attacked
and defeated Malamar in one hit. Thanks to Ursaring it was already on low
health. Krookodile Physical Attack's power increased.
"I
see…" Dikaon said. "You are indeed strong trainer… That's why you
saved him to the last one." So, in short; Krookodile's ability is Moxie;
an ability that increases the user's physical attack every time it defeats a
foe. 'My third Pokémon isn't strong enough to defeat it. But it will be enough
to put some damage and finish it off with Zoroark…' Dikaon was thinking. "Go!
Mightyena!" he sent the hyena Pokémon "Use Play Rough!". The
croc attacked first with Brick Break. It didn't have any choice after all, but
it didn't defeat the hyena in one hit thanks to Intimidate which lowered its
attack back to normal. Another Brick Break was enough to finish the foe.
"Zoroark,
go!". Both of the Pokémon, Krookodile and Zoroark, were at range of lose
by one hit. The one that attacks first wins. "I won! Zoroark is faster!
Flamethrower!!!!". However, it was hit by another Brick Break, and lost. "Is
that?! I see now…"
Choice
Scarf! An item that allows the user to use only one move, but increases its
speed! That's why Miakko had to put the first attack on fate for the next of
the entire match. "Thank you Dikaon. It was a great match."
"Yeah!
I feel better now! The tense in battles! Both Pokémon battles and video games give
me that joy. Why did I forget it? I'm going to review Shamaimrim; no matter
what!"
"By
the way Uzib, can you tell me about our mission?" Miakko asked.
"Simple!
You are going into the past. To meet a certain figure."
"Who
is he?"
"The
greatest leader in the history… Oda Nobunaga!"
Dikaon
read the comments on the video he made…
'Review
Shamaimrim you mother fucker!!!!!!'
'Yeah for
what reason I'm subscribed to your channel?'
'Guys… He
is said in the video that he considers committing a suicide because he can't
take it anymore… be reasonable…'
'Wait! It
is means he can make a video that that kills himself on a livestream?!'
'Good idea…
Dikaon, do it…'
'Like'
'Like'
'Bro is right,
I want a video that you kill yourself as well…'
'Suicide!!!!!!'
'It will
be his best video ever. Kill yourself you piece of shit. And shave yourself,
you are fat and ugly'
……….
Are you
fucking serious?!!!! Poor Dikaon…
Dikaon Lahalutin's design. By me.
