Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
"Damn
that Nobunaga!!!!" Asakura Yoshikage, the head of the Asakura clan threw
the plate of sake out of his hand. "That bastard attacked us! Thanks to
his elite commander Hideyoshi and his army we are in dump! That Slaking is a big
trouble! Any suggestions for what we can do?" He asked his retainers.
"We
have allies! We have the Azai clan! They can help us!"
"Nobunaga
knows that! The Azai is his ally as well!"
"So
it is all up to who the Azai is more loyal! Us or the Oda! Fuck! Not to mention
that Azai Nagamasa's wife is Nobunaga's sister!"
"Miyokichi!
Rush to the Azai! Tell them we ask for help!" Yoshikage ordered.
"Yes
my lord!"
Nobunaga
sat on his favorite chair that was called Hideyoshi. "Mitsuhide, where is
the Furukawa family?"
"They
went to tame some Pokémon. And also to find some items they wished for."
"I
see. We'll need them for the upcoming battle."
"What
is the next battle?" Hideyoshi asked.
"Monkey,
did I give you a permission to talk?"
"N-no,
my lord!"
"Now
you are furniture. Furniture cannot talk."
'I'll kill
you in your sleep Nobunaga! I swear! How dare you treat me like that?!!!!'
Hideyoshi was thinking, but didn't say a single word.
"So
the upcoming battle…" Mitsuhide said. "Are you talking about the
Asakura?"
"Yes.
However, I can feel it. Nagamasa will betray us. It won't be just a battle
against the Asakura, but the Azai as well."
"So
what should we do?" Mitsuhide asked.
"We'll
wait until the Furukawa family returns with their new tamed Pokémon. We'll need
every soldier we can. Then, We'll attack the Azai before the Asakura can ask
for help from them. Monkey, Mitsuhide, you two are dismissed."
"Yes,
lord Nobunaga." Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi bowed and went outside the room.
"Nobunaga!!!!!
Die you mother fucker!!!!!" a scream was heard from the ceiling a few
minutes later. The whole room exploded with an electricity bombing. The smoke was
heavy inside the small room. The fainted Hisuian Electrode was fainted as it
used Explosion. "Well done Electrode! That dickhead is finally
dead!!!!" Matsunaga laughed with a big smile on his ugly face. He went to
check to corpse just to make sure.
"Who
is dead?!" Nobunaga revealed himself as alive out of the smoke.
"That's
impossible!!!! Nobunaga Sama, please forgive me!!!!" Matsunaga bowed and
begged for mercy.
"Fine.
Hisahide, I forgive you."
"Wait,
what?!"
"Hisahide,
you've tried to deceive me and kill me. But that's fine; I forgive you."
"Are
you fucking serious?!"
"Sometimes
that's happen. Doesn't it?"
Two hours
later...
Matsunaga
was smashing pots and vessels at his room. "Nobunaga!!!! That dickhead is
making a fool out of me!!!!". The fact that he was forgiven just made him
even angrier. "I swear!!!! I'll kill him now!!!"
"Hey
you!" Matsunaga talked to the chef of the castle. "Take this daikon.
Make sure to cook it at a low temperature, and serve it right after it without
cutting it. It is Nobunaga Sama's favorite dish."
"He
never told me about it…"
"Yeah
because it he wishes to get this as a surprise. If you will show you know his
favorite you'll sure get an income increase."
Lunch
time!!!!
"Just
a daikon… are you serious?" Nobunaga asked his chef.
"I'm
sorry my lord!!!! Matsunaga told me it was your favorite! I was stupid to
believe him!!!!"
"Oh,
Hisahide told you… He knows my taste." He took a bite from the daikon.
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yes!!!!!
He is dead!!!!!!" Matsunaga went inside the room, laughed and showed a
middle finger posture. "Get that Nobunaga!!!!"
"You
really wanted to kill my chef…. Poor soul…." Nobunaga said, with the chef
was dead nearby him.
"Shit….
What are you going do with me?!"
"Hisahide…
you've tried to kill me, deceive me, and take everything from me… therefore… I
forgive you."
"No I
can't take it anymore!!!!" Matsunaga rushed to the roof, and jumped. He
couldn't suffer the disrespect Nobunaga showed him, and killed himself.
"He
really loved the chef… He wanted to kill Nobunaga but instead killed his best
friend… he couldn't suffer his mistake and committed a suicide…" Shibata
looked at Matsunaga's corpse.
"What?!!!!
Nobunaga is going to attack us?!" Azai Nagamasa heard the news.
"Where did you hear that from?" he asked his retainer.
"Someone
anonymous gave me the news. Should we believe that? It might be a prank."
"Even
if it is a prank there is logic behind that. We can't ignore that. Let's
prepare for the battle. First thing we have to do is taming a Pokémon for
Oichi. She is the one who is at most danger here."
"I
will take her."
"No.
I will. Nobunaga knows that, and he might wish to abduct her. Nobunaga is
Nobunaga, he is cruel, he is The Demon King of Six Heavens, but despite that he
still loves he still loves his sister."
Waiareas,
Ryu, and Miakko searched for the Pokémon fields that Mitsuhide mentioned that
are rich with different kind of species.
"Oichi,
which kind of Pokémon would you prefer?" Nagamasa asked his wife.
"Hmm…
something that matches yours." Oichi answered.
"Then
I have the perfect one for you!"
"Excuse
me…" Miakko asked the husband and his wife. "Do you know where there
are Pokémon fields?"
"Oh,
we are going there are right now. You can come along with us." Oichi smiled.
"Oichi!
Don't be so innocent! What if those three are the enemy's soldiers?!"
Nagamasa scolded his wife. "Anyway… I guess you can come with us… But
listen well!" he pointed his finger. "I still don't trust you! You
already heard my name so if you wanted to kill me you could so right away, but
I still don't trust you!"
"You
are good couple." Miakko giggled. "You seem to really love each
other."
"Nothing
is more important to me than my wife and children! It should be obvious!"
"I
completely agree about that." Waiareas said.
They
reached to the field. Miakko found a Pokémon that caught her interest. It was a
small white fox. Part of its fur was red, as if it was burning. "You
seemed to be interested in Zorua." Nagamasa said.
"Is
that a Zorua? It looks different than what I know. Zoruas are black as far as I
know." Ryu said.
"Oh
yeah!!!! They found the past time Zorua. Well done, my future mother in
law!" Uzib said while looking at the screen.
Zorua
attacked Miakko with Shadow Ball. Miakko crossed her arms to defend herself.
"The damage… is too low. Assuming they stats of past time Zorua are the
same as regular Zorua, it shouldn't be that weak as Shadow Ball is a Special
Move."
"What
are talking about?" Nagamasa said "Shadow Ball is a Physical Move, as
all Ghost type moves are."
"I
see… We were taught this at school. So indeed in the past the system was
different." Ryu said.
"What
are you talking about, Mama?"
"You
see Miakko. It seems it is true. In the past moves were specified to Physical
and Special by the type itself, but not the move itself. Fire, Water, Grass,
Electric, Dragon, Psychic, Ice, Dark, and Fairy were always Special. While
Ghost, Normal, Fighting, Poison, Ground, Rock, Steel, Flying, and Bug were
always Physical. We should remember it while fighting."
'What are
they talking about?! What is wrong with them?!' Nagamasa was thinking.
Soon
after, Miakko tamed past time Zorua, Ryu tamed past time Sneasel, and Waiareas
tamed Yanma. They also learned that in the past Abilities didn't exist. Now it
was the time to find the items that Moho asked for. Only they needed to do to
send an item they want, is think about sending it to Moho while touching it.
"Here
the items are coming!" Matoi said. They received a Black Augurite; the
item that evolve Scyther to Kleavor. Kleavor is another form of Scyther that is
a Rock type. Unlike his counterpart Scizor which has claws, Kleavor changes his
hand swords to axes when evolving.
"Wait…
where the items are coming from?" Shirr asked.
"From
a breach from the ceiling." Saica answered.
Katsuya was
hit by a Black Augurite at his head. Not just one, but five at once. "Be
careful everyone! Some of the items are quite heavy!" Moho shouted.
"Why do the hell they keep sending dozens of the same items?!!!!"
"Fuck!
Miakko, I love you but that's just a crazy!!!!! Stop!!!!!" Nog screamed
while being hit ten Peat Block, the item that evolves Ursaring to Ursaluna.
"Nog
you mother fucker!!!! Miakko is mine!!!" Uzib shouted while throwing away
the items that filled the basement.
"I
love her as a friend. I don't know what you are talking about… Unlike you I
didn't betray the gay creed for a woman…"
"If
there are items you want for yourself you can take! There are too many
dammit!!!!!" Moho screamed. "Just keep taking out the items out of the
basement or else we'll die by being smash to death!!!!"
"Alright,
so I'll take the Black Augurite. Thanks Moho!" Shirr said.
Moho was
hit by a weird item. No! It is not weird because he never saw it! The exact
opposite! Everyone knows that item! It is a goddamn Fire Stone. "Why did
they send a Fire Stone?!!!! What's wrong with them?!!!" then he was hit by
a ten more. Then the crazy family sent three Magmarziers. The Fire Stones
flared up thanks to them touching the Magmarziers.
"I think
it is a going to explode… run!!!!" Katsuya shouted.
"Shit!!!!
Run for your lives! Get out the basement!!!!" Moho screamed.
3… 2… 1… 0…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
"Moho
Sama what have you done?!!! We are stuck at the middle of the forest and the
whole forest is going to burn!!!! We'll die!!!!" Ananath screamed. His
scream was so strong that it was heard for over ten kilometers.
"Moho
Sama?!" Aaron Blackseth heard the scream. "I'll arrest that mother fucker!!!!
This is my chance!!!!". He jumped on his Feraligatr's back and rode toward
the burning forest. "Moho Sama prepare to be locked forever!".
"Shit!
I can feel it! Aaron Blackseth is coming! Katsuya, Shirr, I know you know
nothing now, but he is going to call me "Reuben", so don't dare to
say "Moho". Okay?!"
"I
guess…" Shirr said.
"There
you are!!!! Moho Sama!!!!!!" Aaron reached the place after three minutes.
"Reuben, what are you doing here?!" he was disappointed that Moho
Sama is nowhere at sight. "Oh! You are with Ananth senpai! Where is
Moho?!"
"He
escaped…" Ananth said. "I was the one who screamed. Moho escaped
right away."
"What
does he look like?!"
"I
couldn't see him… But only a villain like him could burn the forest… So I knew
it is him right away…"
I'm sure
that Aaron will be very disappointed to know that technically Miakko was the
one to burn the forest…
"Moho…
I'll capture you mother fucker… I swear!!!! Feraligatr use Hydro Cannon!!!!
Stop the fire!!!!"
Nobunaga
was preparing to the surprise attack against the Azai. He gathered his army.
"Listen well! We are going to attack the Azai! We'll destroy them before
they can help the Asakura! There two things we must accomplish no matter what!
Kill Nagamasa! And the second thing is returning my sister Oichi and her children
safely to the Oda! I can't let my family being killed! Thanks to my ally Ieyasu
our army has grown much bigger! We don't need the Azai!"
"Yes!!!!
Nobunaga Sama!!!!"
'Wait…
Nagamasa… is that the same Nagamasa we saw today?' Miakko realized she might
have to kill the person who helped her to tame her Zorua by her own hands.
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| Azai Nagamasa's and Oichi's designs. Credit to Tecmo Koei (Samurai Warriors 4, Samurai Warriors 3) |
