Hit Points, Physical Attack,
Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in
every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability,
typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant
thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
"Saica
did you fix the machine already?" Moho Sama asked.
"Yeah
fix it already!!!!! I want to watch my wife too!!!!"
"Moho
Sama… are you sure you want to let Aaron stay?" Uzib whispered at his ear.
"Turning
him away will make him suspicious. We have to let him stay." Moho answered
by whispering.
"Oh
they already began! So basically Miakko is inside a video game?" Aaron
asked.
"Something
like that." Ananth responded.
"It
reminds me it a game I've played recently; Anal Fantasy. You take your created
character and your goal is to defeat the Demon Lord Akhoraim and then marry
Tachat."
Nobunaga's
and Ieyasu's forces reached Azai's castle. Now it is the time, surprise assault
the town, kill the dick-tube named Nagamasa, and save the princess, Oichi sama
from that demon's hands. "Blastoise, shoot! Hydro Pump!!!" Nobunaga
gave the order to twenty stupid cannon turtles to shoot with their cannons.
"Nagamasa
Sama! Here it comes! The hydro pump!" The soldier saw the attack coming.
"Activate
it! The Iron Dome!"
"Oh
Iron Dome!" Matoi was excited. "Like Nog's dick?"
"What
the hell are you talking about?!!!" Shirr screamed.
"I
mean… everyone knows that a strong dick is called like that…"
"I
didn't know until now… thanks for nothing… Nagamasa probably means to some kind
of strategy."
The Hydro
Pump ruined many parts of the town. However, it was countered back to
Nobunaga's forced and killed fifth of his force. "What the hell?!!!! They
used Wobbeffet with Mirror Coat?!!!! Nobody used this strategy unless they know
the exact way they'll be attacked." Nobunaga clenched his fist. "It
means there is a traitor among us!". He looked at his army. His first
suspicion was of course the Furukawas. But could it be Ieyasu? Maybe Hideyoshi?
Mitsuhide? Shibata? Or could it even be Hisahide that told them before he
killed himself? Nobunaga knew it doesn't matter for now. They'll have to attack
through the front gate. "Attack!!! Smash the front gate!!!!"
Hideyoshi
was riding on his giant Slaking. The Slaking punched the gate and destroyed it
with one hit.
"So
it shouldn't be able to attack for a while due to its ability Truant." Ryu
said to Waiareas and Miakko.
Then
Slaking attacked again a second after and killed Tsuairu Metto, one important
general. "Enemy general… taken down!!!!" Hideyoshi announced.
"Oh
right… I forgot there were no abilities in the past…" Ryu said to herself.
There were
no abilities in the past! This is how Hideyoshi became so strong!
"You are
going down!" One important general said. His name was Hara Kaki. "Go
Shedinja!"
NO
ABILITIES IN THE PAST!!!!!
Ieyasu
touched the Shedinja and it fainted. "No!!!! Shedinja!!!!" Hara
cried.
"Oh….
It doesn't have Wonder Guard because there were no abilities in the past…"
Miakko said.
"What
kind of idiot brings a Shedinja to a battle?! I swear he is fired!"
Nagamasa raged. "Oh… never mind… he is dead…"
Toudou
Takatora and Otani Yoshitsugu joined the battle. Those two were fearsome allies
of the Azai that one should not reckon with.
Toudou
rushed to the battle with his swift sword's slices. He killed some Nobunaga's
soldiers without they could even notice. "Waiareas! Ryu! Taken on Toudou
and Otani!" Nobunaga ordered. "Miakko! You are coming with me! We are
going to find Nagamasa and Oichi!". Mitsuhide cleared their way with his
Articuno's freezing winds. At the same time, Ieyasu attacked with his
Bouffalant through the enemies and flown them to air. It was truly brutal MUSOU
battle.
"Stop!"
Waiareas showed in front of Toudou with his Yanmega. "You'll have to
battle me!". Toudou attacked and tried to stab Waiareas. Waiareas dodged
and jumped back on his Yanemga and flew to the air. Then he flew in high speed
in order to slice Toudou with his two swords. "He doesn't have a Pokémon!
He is done for!"
"Icicle
Crash!!!" Toudo ordered. Out of nowhere his Cloyster appeared and shot
three icicle spears. "Only three now… But still, do you have the luck to
dodge them all?! Nobunaga's general!!!". Yanmega was able to dodge the
first two but was hit by the third. Toudou jumped to the air and stabbed
Waiareas at his neck. Waiareas smiled while he was bleeding. "It doesn't
affect him?! I missed the vital organs!" Toudou said. He realized the
mistake he made. Waiareas slashed through Toudo's armor. Both of them fell to
the ground, but survived. Two generals were out of the battle of Oda against
the Azai.
Ryu versus
Otani!!!!
"Your
weapon… I don't understand what it is." Ryu talked to Otani. His weapon
was a weird baton with some fluffy metals attached to it. It was called Saihai.
"So
weird… an important general like you that doesn't know what Saihai is."
Otani said. "Go, Medicham!"
Ryu used
her Sneasler. She took her knives and threw them on Otani. While her Sneasler
attacked with Dire Claw; A move that has 50 percent chance to paralyze, poison,
or put asleep the foe. Otani waved his Saihai and Ryu's and Sneasler's attacks
stopped. His Medicham didn't move though.
'His
Medicham didn't use the chance to attack back… what's going on…' Ryu was
thinking. 'It may be what I think it is… but I'll have to test it.' Ryu shot
with her knives again. 'Now he can't stop our attack.' Ryu did the same move
again. She damaged quite a bit the Medicham but then Otani waved his Saihai.
Medicham recovered all of its health back. 'Detect and then Recover. Now I see
why Otani chose to battle me. His Saihai is not a weapon, but a commanding
tool. By using stalling against someone like me that uses ammo he can deplete
all of their ammo and make them lose the fight without killing them.'
"Oh…
it seems that you have realized my strategy." Otani said. "It is
exactly how you think. However, you don't have any way out of it. Now I'll use
Detect and you'll lose all of your ammo."
"It
is seems that you have misunderstood me." Ryu said.
"What
are talking about?" Otani waved his Saihai again.
"Have
you heard about the move Taunt?"
"No!
You don't mean…!"
"Sneasler…
use Taunt."
That move
completely negates the foe from using status moves!
Ryu ran
toward Otani, and stabbed his head, and killed him.
"No
what is she doing?!!!!" Moho Sama shouted. "She completely changed
history! Otani is supposed to be alongside Mitsunari at Sekigahara! God
dammit!"
"Reuben…
it is just a video game… don't be too harsh on her…" Aaron didn't
understand why he cares so much.
"Enemy
general… taken down." Ryu said. She then went to Waiareas who was
recumbent on the ground. "Are you okay?"
"Lucky
for me that he missed a vital organ." Waiareas said.
"It
was not luck. It was skill. Don't underestimate yourself."
"Nagamasa
Sama!" his guard told him. "We lost Toudou Takatora and Otani
Yoshitsugu. Nobunaga's soldier Hideyoshi is destroying the town with his
unstoppable Slaking. We should admit for losing, and to evacuate."
"Take
Oichi and my daughters. I'm staying here."
"No Nagamasa
Sama! Please don't!" Oichi realized that her husband is going to die.
"A
leader can't run away while his people are dying. You should understand it,
Oichi." He then talked to his guard. "Take them. Please. We don't
have time."
"As
you wish, my lord."
Miakko and
Nobunaga reached the front of the castle after defeating some useless NPCs. "Miakko,
order your Zoroark to use Flamethrower. We are killing Nagamasa.
"Nobunaga,
please listen to me, It was Nagamasa that helped me getting my Zoroark. I can't
kill him."
"Irrelevant!
It has nothing to do with the mission. It was his choice to do it. Use
Flamethrower."
"What
about Oichi? It could kill her."
"That's
why we are using it now. We'll burn the castle, limit their moves to the lower
floor, save her, and kill Nagamasa. He is not stupid enough to let her stay in
upper floors where they can't escape."
Nobunaga's
Hydreigon and Miakko's Zoroark used Flamethrower and burned the castle.
"Nobunaga
is crazy! Does he wants to kill his sister as well?!" Nagamasa raged.
"The plans have changed! I'll rescue Oichi and the girls out of the castle
myself, then I'll stay to fight Nobunaga!"
Nobunaga
and Miakko played some MUSOU on useless NPCs inside the castle in order to
reach Nagamasa. After two minutes they found them. "There you are!
Nagamasa!!!!!" Nobunaga rushed with his sword.
"Nobunaga!!!!"
he defended himself with the sword. Then he noticed Miakko. "You… you were
Nobunaga's soldier all along?! I don't believe it. Traitor!"
"I…
I…" Miakko was out of words. "I didn't know at the time that we are
going to fight you."
"Enough
with the excuses! That Zoroark that burned my home, was it the same one that I
helped you taming?". Miakko didn't answer. "So it is!!!
Traitor!"
Nobunaga
pulled back. "Miakko, kill Nagamasa."
"Nobunaga,
what are you talking about?! I can't kill him after he helped me."
"Thanks
to someone Nagamasa knew beforehand that we'll attack. You are the most
suspicious one. Kill him, and may let me you suspect even less. If you won't do
it, I'll kill you right away and then deal with Nagamasa myself."
Miakko had
to fight Nagamasa. Right now she isn't strong enough to fight against Nobunaga.
Miakko tears were pouring while slaying Nagamasa to his death.
"Well
done Miakko. Now say it." Nobunaga stomped the dead Nagamasa's corpse.
"Enemy
general…" Miakko couldn't complete the sentence.
"SAY
IT!!!!"
"Enemy
general… taken… down…"
"Well
done. You completed your mission well."
From now
on no one could stop Nobunaga. He was able to defeat the Raikou of Kai Takeda
Shingen, as well as Shingen's rival Uesugi Kenshin; he slayed everybody at his
way. It seemed that nobody could stop him. But according to history, there was
one man who was able to put Nobunaga's reign to an end. Which was none other
than…
"Mitsuhide,
kill Nobunaga." Someone gave Akechi Mitsuhide the order.
"Yes
I will. Toyotomi Hideyoshi Sama." Mitsuhide answered.
Toudou Takatora, Otani Yoshitsugu designs. (Credit to Tecmo Koei, Samurai Warriors 4)
