Pokémon Furukawa- Chapter 39- God is a Mouse!!!!!

 

Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!  

 

"I still can't believe that Raihan is dead…" Kabu sighed. He was sitting with Milo and the two were drinking tea with cookies.

"Yeah… Leon is now in a deep depression…" Milo added. Although he knew the real reason for that will shock everyone, so he didn't say the truth.

"Can you smell that…?" Kabu asked; he sensed something.

"Smell what?"

"Smell of igniting fire…"

"Your GYM is a Fire Type GYM…. obviously there is fire here…."

"No… now it is different…" then he realized "Shit! It is Abed!"

"Who?"

"I'll tell you on the way! No time to waste! We must save him!"

Abed was working under Kabu at his GYM. He was taken by him after a certain event over a year ago which Abed lost his master; she was a GYM leader as well. From time to time Abed tried to commit a suicide. His wife divorced him, and dumped him for a sexy businessman with a much higher income that he had. She also has spread a rumor that he killed himself and therefore he had no home to return to.

"Abed!!!!!!" Kabu called. "Stop! It is not worth it!"

"Shut up! Let me die!!!!!" Abed was wearing an explosive device on his belt "I'll die peacefully!!!!!!"

So simply… the rumor became truth… because his wife spread a rumor that he died; now he actually wants to die…

"I'll stop you myself then! I'm not letting you die! You are a great person, with hopes and dreams!"

"My only hope and dream is to die!!!!!!!! God…"

"No Abed… please! Don't do it!"

"Is…."

"Milo! Help me! We'll stop him together!"

"What do I have to do with it?! I want to stay alive for fuck sake!!!!!!" Milo screamed.

"A…."

"Milo please!!!!! There is no time!!!!" Kabu implored him.

"Fine!!!! Only I have to do is to stop him, right?!!!!"

"Mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

 

Another day at Galar, another funeral…

"I can't believe that Kabu and Milo are dead!!!!!!" Gordie was about to smash something.

"It has been only less than a week but already three GYM leaders are dead!!!! What the hell?!" Bea screamed.

"Not to mention that the one who killed them survived his suicide attempt!" Gordie kept screaming.

"Shh… this is a funeral… you should respect the dead…" Piers said quietly.

"Piers! Aren't you mad?! That idiot has killed two GYM leaders! We don't have enough GYM leaders! What the hell should we do?!" Gordie grabbed Piers' collar.

"Gordie! That's enough!" Leon stopped him. "We are still mourning on Raihan, don't make it even more difficult for us. I have a solution for that problem, so shut up and respect the dead."

 

Miakko and her parents reached Motostoke to challenge the Fire GYM Leader, Kabu. Little she knew that he is dead.

"We would like to challenge Kabu, the leader of your GYM" Miakko said at the reception. Two secretaries sat there in front of their computers; one man and the other one was a woman.

"I see…" the male secretary said "You don't know what happened…"

"Is there something wrong?" Ryu asked.

"Kabu is dead." The female secretary said.

"Oh… I'm sorry… I didn't know." Miakko apologized. "I guess we'll have to find other GYM to challenge…"

"You could challenge Milo or Nessa. Their GYMs aren't very far from here; just a few days of walking." Waiareas said.

"Wait!" the male secretary said. "I never said that there is no GYM leader. Kabu was replaced."

"… Replaced with his killer… I don't know what Leon is thinking…" the female secretary said quietly.

"Wait, so we can challenge you?" Miakko asked.

"Of course! I'll call the leader." "Abed! Abed! There is a challenger for you."

Abed wasn't answering.

"Where is he…?" the male secretary said to himself. "Wait… could he be trying to kill himself AGAIN?!!!!"

"Let's find him!" Waiareas said. "Miakko, Ryu, we must save him."

After a few minutes of searching they found him at the roof, standing with his arms crossed. "That's Abed!" the secretary said. "Abed! Don't jump!!!!!!"

"Shut up! I'll kill myself now!!!!"

Abed was familiar to Miakko. She has seen him somewhere in the past, but she couldn't figure out when and where.

"GOD IS A MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!" He jumped.

Ryu quickly drew Waiareas' sword and threw it at Abed…. Ryu what the hell are you doing?!!!!! You really want to kill him?!!!!!!

The sword pierced Abed's shirt and was stabbed at the wall behind him, saving him from death.

And I was thinking that Ryu tried to kill him…

Waiareas jumped and pulled Abed from the wall, then took him to safety. "Why have you save me?! I wanted to die!" Abed cried.

"It is not worth it." Waiareas said. "When you die there is nothing behind. You should cherish your life."

"What are you saying?! When I'll die seventy two virgins will be waiting for me!"

"I never heard about such a thing. Live your life, and never die by your own choice." Waiareas said to him.

"Fine…" he then noticed Miakko. "Wait… I remember you… you wanted to challenge Erika around a year ago…"

Miakko finally understood who Abed is. "The gardener?! Is that you?!"

"So you do remember me! Okay girl, for you I'll give you the best GYM battle you'll ever have! Erika is now at jail so that asshole I behind us! Now I'm a GYM leader myself! Take that Erika! My type specialty is the stronger than yours! Because of that woman Celadon was burned down, just because you wanted challengers to burn that bush! Take that asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!" he laughed like a psychopath.

 

"My GYM's rules are a bit different than what you are used to." Abed said. "Each one of us will use three Pokémon. There won't be any switching. Our Pokemon will battle in one on one battle, but we'll do it three times with different Pokémon. Once a Pokémon finishes a battle, it can't be used anymore. The first one to win two times will win. So think well which Pokemon will battle me." He said.

Miakko decided that she can endure one loss in those rules. It was the perfect time to give some Pokémon trainer battle experience.

"I'll start with that!" Abed called. "Go! Growlithe!" he summoned the Fire- Rock type Pokémon. "Don't be too surprised! Apparently not long ago those things started appearing in the world out of nowhere! They were very rare until a few months ago." I see… so those appeared thanks to the mission from Moho Sama…

"Go! Toxel!" Miakko summoned her Electric type.

"Growlithe's special ability! Intimidate! It will decrease your Physical Attack!"

Miakko had her own trick. "Toxel's special ability! Rattled! When it gets intimidated its speed goes up!"

"Nice, nice. Indeed a great counter." Abed praised her.

"Toxel! Use Nuzzle!" Miakko ordered. This move is a weak Physical Electric type move that make the foe paralyze. With Toxel's low Physical Attack, along with the stat decrease it barely did any damage.

"Growlithe! Use Fire Fang!" and it did a big damage due to Toxel low defensive stats.

"Toxel! Use Belch!" Belch is a strong Special Poison type move. It must consume a Berry in order to use it, which Miakko prepared beforehand. It is weak against Rock types, and it wasn't enough to beat Growlithe, but it was very close to.

"You are done!" Abed called "Use Fire Fang again!". However, due to the Paralyze effect, it wasn't able to attack. Miakko finished the battle by using Acid, a weak Special Poison move, and won the first battle.

 

Battle Number Two!

"Go! Steenee!" Miakko summoned her Grass type. 'It is the time to see what she can do. I'll probably lose, but this is training.'

"Go! Vulpix!" Vulpix's special ability Drought has activated. It created a small sun in the GYM's arena. "It will make all Fire type move get stronger!"

"Low Sweep!" Miakko ordered to use the fighting type move. Steenee kicked with her legs, and it did a very little damage. Steenee stats are very low, especially to a middle evolution Pokémon.

"Flamethrower!!!!!" The move destroyed Steenee with one hit. She didn't have a chance along with the super effective damage, STAB, and the sunlight effect.

 

Battle Number Three! The Final One!

Miakko noticed the small sun still was in effect. "I was thinking the battles have no continuity with each other."

"Oh sorry. I should have explained it. All the effects on field will be still in play."

"He isn't very experienced as a GYM leader…" Waiareas commented.

"It is probably one of his first battles as a leader." Ryu said. Not one of the first… the first. Kabu died yesterday!!!!!!

"No more games…" Miakko took one of her Pokeballs. "Go! Ursaluna!!!!" she summoned her bear.

"I have never seen this Pokémon… but I have a surprise as well! Go! Coalossal!" Abed summoned a giant rock monster. "Erika allowed me to own only Rock type Pokémon. She bullied me. So I had its first form, Rolycoly which was a pure Rock type. But that fool didn't know its final form is Fire type as well!!!!!" he called back Coalossal to its Pokeball. The Pokeball grew bigger and shined in pink. "Dynamax!!!!!" The Coalossal grew to a massive size.

"Ursaluna!!! Use Headlong Rush!!!!" Miakko ordered to use the Ground type move.

"Are you so sure about that?! Coalossal, use Max Flare!!!!!!!" The Coalossal attacked first despite its lower speed. It was able to thanks to its item Quick Claw which gives a chance to attack first. It is all up to luck in the end. Ursaluna received great damage but was able to survive. Then it was able to defeat Coalossal with its four times effectiveness Ground type move, along with its great Physical Attack stat, and the STAB of course. Miakko won the battle.

"Thank you Abed, it was a great battle." Miakko said.

"No, thank you." Abed said. "Here is your GYM badge. Now I'm going to kill myself." He ignited his explosive belt.

Ryu grabbed Miakko, held her with her arms and ran.

"GOD IS A MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"                         


Koyama Taiga (Left), and Tanimura Hiroki (Right) designs. By me.


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