Pokémon Furukawa- Chapter 41- Mother Fuckers!!!!! We Can Yell Too!!!!!

 

Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!  

 

Katsuya dodged and then punched. Shirr dodged his punched and kicked with her long legs at Katsuya feet and tripped him. "It is difficult. I didn't realize how weak I was." Katsuya said.

"Giovanni needed you to be weak. He just taught you how to use your Synchro Pokémon but he never trained you properly. But don't worry; I'm sure you'll get stronger in no time."

"Are you really sure about that? I don't know…"

"Don't you trust me?"

"That's not what I meant…"

Shirr giggled "I know. I was just teasing you."

"Shirr… I still don't know how to thank you."

"Just be yourself and happy. That's the best way to thank me."

"That's what I'm talking about… I keep owning you more and more."

"Aren't we past that? Come on, have some self-confidence."

"Right!" Katsuya kicked Shirr's legs and tripped her as well. "You lowered your guard."

Shirr started laughing. "You are at right course! Catching your opponent off guard is part of fighting."

 

"Miakko!!!! Waiareas!!!! Ryu!!!!!" Matoi waved to them.

"Long time no see, Matoi." Waiareas said.

"Miakko, are you going to challenge a GYM?" Matoi asked.

"Actually no; now it is my parent' turn." She answered.

"When I think about that… We never saw you battle. We saw only Miakko." Nog said.

"Let's go." Ryu said. Matoi and Nog followed them. "Are you going too? I was thinking you are Miakko's fans."

"Nobody said that we can't be fans of the Furukawa parents as well, right?" Nog answered.

"Yeah you created Miakko so it only makes sense that we'll be your fans as well." Matoi added.

 

They entered to a narrow and dark alley. "Weird… is this really the GYM?" Waiareas asked.

"It says that the Spikeumuth GYM is here though…" Ryu said.

"It looks like a place where people sell drugs…" Nog said.

"Yeah like Brazle did!"

"Matoi, we weren't supposed to talk about that!!!!!!"

"Brazle did what?!!!!" Miakko screamed.

"Matoi was just joking!!!!!" Nog tried to cover his idiot husband's big mouth.

"Yeah it is not like she almost was put at the prison for her deeds! It was a joke!!!!"

"Matoi you idiot!!!!!" Nog punched him at his face. "I'll assault you if you won't shut up!"

"Sexually or physically?"

"Physica- no, actually sexually. This place looks like a great place to have sex."

"Yeah, it is dark with neon lights! Makes me horny as fuck!"

Nog and Matoi took off their clothes "We'll join you later! Nog comes really quickly anyway!" Matoi said.

"You aren't supposed to say that!!!!!"

"But he compensate by getting erected really quickly, so it doesn't matter!"

Oh yeah! Another yaoi movie for me! But no, I have to watch Waiareas and Ryu, so now I'll pass.

 

"Welcome. I'm the GYM leader, Piers." The man said. He looks as if he was in a deep depression for years, maybe from the day he was born. Alongside him was the second leader, his younger sister, Marnie.

"MARNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We love you!!!!!!!!!" twenty fat men yelled. The faces of all of them were painted in pink. Some of them even held dakimakura with Marnie's picture painted on it. They were known as "Team Yell", and many considered them evil and annoying.

'Not again… I've told numerous times to stop with that…' Marnie was thinking.

The Tag match of the Dark GYM time was about to begin. The rules were simple; each team will use five Pokémon each. The first team to lose five Pokémon will lose. Miakko was watching her parents and hoped for them to win.

 

Piers summoned his Overqwil, while Marnie summoned Scrafty. Ryu summoned Meowscarada, while Waiareas summoned Sirfetch'd. Overqwil's and Scrafty ability has activated; both of them had Intimidate, Ryu had no choice but to switch her Meowscarada with minus 2 physical attack stat decrease. Sirfetch'd wasn't affected due to its Ability, Scrappy. Ryu switched to her Dragonite. However, Waiareas wasn't in good situation at all. Scrafty used Fake Out which flinched Sirfetch'd, didn't give the option to move, and did very small damage. That was the siblings' plan. Therefore, Piers used the chance and ordered his Overqwil to use Substitute, which cut its health by twenty five percent, and gave it protection from the foe's attacks.  

"Great move!!!!!! Marnie!!!!!!!!" Team Yell yelled.

"How is it going?" Matoi and Nog joined. "Your parents are winning, right?" Nog asked.

"They at the losing side for now." Miakko answered. "But they will win. You finished quickly this time."

"Yeah Matoi came like in two seconds. I shouldn't have let him to be on top."

"Marnie! Marnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Who are those wierdos?" Matoi asked.

Matoi, you are the last person who can call others 'wierdos'…

"They are fans of Marine or something." Miakko answered.

"Will you shut the fuck up?!!!!! We are trying to watch the match!!!!!!!!" Matoi yelled.

"Shut up! We are cheering!" one of Team Yell shouted.

"I'm going to assault him!!!!!!" Nog shouted.

"Nog! Don't! You'll ruin the match."

"Okay Miakko. I'm sorry!"

'She has control over them… unlike me and my fans…' Marnie was thinking.

 

The battle continued. Piers ordered his Overquil to use Icy Wind. It is a weak move, but it does damage both foes and lower their speed. Ryu was surprised. She didn't expect to be attacked by an ice type move, a four time effective move on Dragonite. However, due to weak power of the move, along with Overqwil low Special Attack, and Dragonite's ability Multiscale it barely did any damage. Ryu knew that she has to get rid of Overqwil's Substitute, and used Dragon Claw which broke it. Sirfetch's used Brick Break on the Scrafty and did a decent damage, but wasn't able to defeat it. The Scrafty used Drain Punch on Sirfetch'd, which didn't do much damage, but regained some of its health. The real issue was that now, due to the Icy Wind, both of Ryu's and Waiareas' Pokémon will attack last.

"Sis, let's get rid of them; changing targets." Piers said. Overqwil used Gunk Shot on Sirfetch'd, and Scrafty used Ice Punch on Dragonite. They defeated two of the Furukawas' Pokemon in a blink of an eye.

"Yeah!!!! Marnie!!!!!!" Team Yell yelled.

"Son of the bitches, we can yell as well!!!!!" Matoi yelled.

"Just try!!!!!" Team Yell took out a giant megaphone. The GYM crowd became a chaos.

"Fuck off!!!!!" Matoi rushed toward two Team Yell members and punched them in the face.

"Asshole what are you doing?!!!!" Matoi was punched.

"How dare you assault my husband?!!! Only I'm allowed to do that!!!!!!" Nog tore up some of the dakimakura of Team Yell.

"My waifu!!!! No!!!!!!! You killed her!!!!!!! You asked for that!!!!!"

 

"Go! Garchomp!" Waiareas summoned his shark dragon.

"Volcarona, you are next!" Ryu called.

Garchomp used Stomping Tantrum, a Ground type move on the Overqwil, which was enough to defeat it. Volcarona used Air Slash on the Scrafty, and it was enough to defeat it as well. Each side had three Pokémon left.

"What?!!!! Marnie is losing?!!!!!!!" the Team Yell Member called only to hit by Matoi's knee strike.

"Don't attack my friend!!!!!" the Team Yell member's head was smashed by Nog.

"Nog! Matoi! That's enough! I can't focus on my parents' match!"

"Ten more guys and we are done with them!!!!" Nog called.

"I said enough!"

"No. Let them!" Marnie called.

"Marnie?!!!! What are you saying?!!!" Team Yell was surprised.

"Do you know how many times you have ruined my matches?! The reputation of my GYM has gone down to below zero! I hate you!!!!"

"But Marnie… we just tried…"

"We'll continue the match soon." Piers said.

"So we got the permission!" Nog and Matoi clicked their fists.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ouchi Ouch!!!!"

"Take that!!!!!

"Son of the bitch!!!!!"

"You'll never have children!!!!!!!" Nog kicked the final Team Yell member's balls. "It is okay, you can continue!"

 

Piers summoned his Obstagoon, while Marnie summoned her Morpeko.

"Marnie's ace!!!!!!" one of Team Yell woke up and cheered.

"I've told you to shut up!!!!" Matoi head-butted him and knocked him out again. Both of Marnie's and Piers' Pokemon were knocked out in a mere second. The only one that was left is Marnie's final Pokemon.

"Go! Grimmsnarl!" Marnie summoned her Dark/ Fairy type Pokémon. "Gigantamax!" the Pokémon grew to gigantic size and changed its appearances.

"Garchomp! Go!" Waiareas ordered. "Dragon Claw!". It didn't do any damage. "This thing… is a Fairy type…" he was surprised. "It doesn't seem like one at all."

Ryu ordered her Volcarona to use Flamethrower on the Grimmsnarl. It barely did any damage, due to the Dynamax' and Gigantamax' other effect; it makes the user Hit Points double during the use.

"Max Starfall!" Marnie ordered to use the Fairy type Max move, which hit Garchomp and destroyed it with one hit. Since Ryu already used her Mewoscarada, Waiareas is out of the match. Ryu had no choice but battle alone with her Meowscarada and Volcarona.

Volcarona attacked again with Flamethrower, and once again it didn't do much Damage. Marnie saw Meowscarada as an easy target as it was Dark type which is weak against her Max Starfall Fairy type move, and attacked. However, Ryu ordered her Meowscarada to use Protect.

It was the next phase of the battle; the last phase of Marnie's Gigantamax. "Ryu is amazing, isn't she?" Waiareas praised is wife. "I have already lost but she still battles."

"Waiareas, what are you saying? Your sacrifice is part of tag battles!" she said. "I'm going to win!"

"Mama! Go!!!!" Miakko cheered.

"Meowscarada! Use Flower Trick!" Ryu ordered to use the Grass type move. It did very good damage due to the critical hit.

"You just got lucky because you got a critical hit!" Marnie called.

"That's where you are wrong, Marnie." Piers said. "Flower Trick always hits with critical."

Volcarona used Flamethrower again, and decreased Grimmsnarl down to third of its Hit Points.

"This ends now! Max Starfall again! Hit with super effective damage the Meowscarada." It didn't for some reason, and wasn't able to defeat the Meowscarada, despite being very close to. Marnie was surprised.

"Marnie, let me explain to you." Waiareas said. "Meowscarada's ability Protean changes the user type to the same type of its last move. But it only works at the first time."

"Wait… does it means… Meowscarada is a Normal type?! The Protect wasn't just to stall for time?!"

"Wait… does it means… Waiareas and Ryu have won?!" Nog said.

"Exactly." Piers said. "There is no way for us to win."

Miakko ran toward her mother and hugged her for her victory and hugged her father as well. Miakko knew it at this point; Waiareas and Ryu are going to be the Tag champions of this year Pokemon League.        

         

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