Hit Points, Physical Attack, Physical Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed: Those exist in every Pokémon. Using them masterfully along with the right item, ability, typing, move set, mechanic, team balance, care and love, and of course brilliant thinking mid battle will lead the trainer into victory!
As the
Pokémon League has seen through the passing time that for some bizarre reason
many GYM leaders kept dying like Caterpies that were the "training
victims" of a trainer with a Charmander, they had an idea. They found the
perfect method how to recruit new GYM leaders! If you ask me… they were
desperate as hell…
"Honey!
The show is starting!" Ofra, Brazle's mother said.
"A
new reality show… Do we really have to watch that crap?" Nakhshon,
Brazle's father asked.
"It
is a shame that sis isn't with us to watch it." Abas, Brazle's younger
brother said.
The show
was airing at 9:00 PM, right after the crappy news. The news was usually slated
up to 9:30 PM, but they took a half hour out of their time just to show that
crap. The reality show was called "Onichan" and was to air every day
for two weeks. Fifty participants will enter a small house for two weeks.
During each morning they will battle each other in Pokémon battles. The five
most impressive trainers according to the judges will become the next GYM
leaders! At the rest of the time, they'll have to impress the audience to vote
for them in an election on the internet. The audience will have to choose whom
they want to stay in the house, and who is not. The audience can watch the
participants at a separate channel, and they could know about every single
thing they do in the house.
"Well…
I guess it could be fun." Nakhshon said. "Watching every day with my
family; it can be nice to bond our family."
The dork
presenter, Harel introduced the participants. They walked to the house from the
cheap taxi they had to rent due to the show's abysmal budget. "First is
Bob! Next Moshe! Then Nasralla"
"I
love to drink sperm" Nasralla said.
Hassel,
Leon, and Lance were the judges for this reality show. "Those wierdos are
supposed to be GYM leader?" Leon was wondering.
"Well,
we can't judge them yet…" Lance said.
Next went
into the house was Michal, then Lital, then Kazuto, and next Abdul and Joseph.
"One
day I and Joseph got stuck to each other due to very efficient glue. I was
forced to suck his dick." Abdul said.
"Oh…
I'm sorry for you…" the show presenter said.
"Sorry?!"
Joseph laughed. "It was the best moment of my life. If wasn't married to
Suzie I would have sucked to Abdul later!"
"What
da fuck!!!!!????? All of them are psychopaths!!!!!" Hassel smashed another
table.
Right
after all of the participants were locked inside, Harel introduced someone
called "Onichan". Nobody knew how he looked like, or his real name.
Onichan was the other presenter. He will give every mission to the
participants, as well talk to them at the "The Onichan Room".
Onichan
said in a smooth voice "New GYM leaders. I know that you are tired and
want to go to sleep. But we need to talk about your food budget for the next
week. Now listen well, anyone that will sleep at any time aside from 1:00 AM to
8:00 AM will give a penalty for your budget. Well… all of you fucked up and
slept at your house not during permitted time, so you have no budget."
"That
was before the show started!!!!!" Nasralla yelled. "That's not
fair!!!!!!"
"I
don't care." Onichan bluntly said. "But I'll give you the option to
get unlimited supply to five items you want. Now discuss."
"I
want sperm. I don't care what anyone else wants." Nasralla said.
"Then
I want cigarettes." Joseph said.
"Will
you guys think for a moment?!!!!!" Lital screamed. "We need essential
items. No cigarettes and especially not sperm."
"Bitch!
You just said that sperm is not essential! I can't survive without
this!!!!!!!"
"Don't
worry, Nasralla. You can suck my dick." Joseph calmed him down.
"Can't you choose something else?"
"Fine,
then I want human meat." Nasralla said.
"It
can't get any worse…." Leon said.
"Let's
hope they are at least good trainers…"
Next Day
was the Pokémon matches, to decide who will become the next GYM leader.
"Go!
Zigzagoon" Michal called.
"Go!
Duskull! Lital called.
"Why
are they using unevolved Pokémon?!!!!!" Lance screamed. "What's wrong
with them?! It can't be any worse than that!"
But it can
be worse… look!
"Tackle"
"Astonish"
None of
the moves did any damage to due Ghost is being immune to Normal, and Normal is
being immune to Ghost…
Hassel
smashed five more tables, and the three rushed to talk to Afik, the producer of
the show.
"Why
didn't we bring good trainers? I don't know where you got this idea, but this
show's goal isn't to bring GYM leaders. We just agreed to put some Pokémon
battles in it. It is a shitty reality show that was created to make us lots of
money. Now come back to your senses. We might even not broadcast the Pokémon
matches."
"Fuck!"
Hassel wanted to smash a table but had none left to break.
The next
afternoon Nasralla gave a blowjob to Joseph, just as Joseph promised to him.
"Amazing!!!!!" he said with a mouth full of sperm. "So
delicious!"
"Are
you insane?!!!! Stop!!!!! People are watching you, you know!" Michal
screamed.
"Then
don't watch." Joseph said.
"That's
not the point!!!!!"
"That's
the consequences for not giving Nasralla the budget for buying sperm! You knew
it was coming!"
They were
so horny and turned it to full sex, along with Abdul.
Yifat, the
secondary producer rushed to talk to Afik. "Afik! Did you break your
brain?!!!! You must cut the show. They are doing sex on live! Kids are watching
this!!!!"
"This
is their parents' problems; not mine. If they don't want to watch, so they
shouldn't watch. It makes a lot of money that way. I won't stop the show even
if they start to kill each other!"
During the
day after three participants were eliminated as the usual routine. The viewers
chose three participants that were boring. Nasralla didn't get any votes, nor
Joseph. It seems like that they enjoyed watching gay porn on prime time. Nakhshon
and Ofra forbade Abas to watch "Onichan" show. It was turned out to
be the biggest crap they ever seen in their life. However, they didn't know it
was going to get much much worse.
"Bob!
Please come to the Onichan Room." Onichan ordered. Two minutes later Bob
left the room, and then Onichan called for Kazuto.
Kazuto sat
at Onichan's room. He was sitting on a fancy couch, and looked at Onichan.
Onichan was just a camera, and Kazuto didn't see the real person. "Why did
you call me, Onichan?"
"You
know that Bob was here, right?"
"I
know. You just called him."
"Well,
he just said about you that you are a homo." That was Onichan's plan; to
incite the participants, making them fight between each other, and make the
show's rating increase and making a lot of money!
Kazuto
came out of Onichan's room. He was furious. He rushed to Bob and yelled at him
"Bob!!!! Why did you call me 'homo'?!!!! I was thinking that we are
friends!!!!! I trusted you!!!!"
"I
never said such a thing! You are my best friend in this house!"
"Enough
with the lies!!!!"
"Where
did you hear about it?!"
"It
doesn't matter!!!!" he punched him. "Son of the bitch!!!"
"Oh
you want it that way, huh?! Fine!" Bob fought back and kicked at Kazuto's
fat ass.
Onichan
called "Kazuto, Bob, you know that physical violence is forbidden.
Therefore I'll have to punish you, and all of the participants. You will get no
food until the show ends."
"Onichan!!!!
You liar! You made it on purpose!!!!" Kazuto screamed "You lied to me
just to make us fight!"
"I
did!" Onichan laughed. "But you made your own choice, and hit Bob. I
didn't do it, you did."
"Son
of the bitch!!!!!!"
"For
cursing my mother, now there is a bigger punishment; all of the food you had
left will be taken."
Five
people wearing black from head to feet entered the room. Not a single part of
their skin was shown. Only their eyes weren't covered. They took the entire
food supply the participants had.
Two days
later…
"Kazuto!
Why did you have to curse Onichan's mother!" Lital yelled at him.
"Because of you we have nothing to eat! I'm starving!!!!!"
"Shut
up, you whore!"
"Whore?!
So that's how you talk to me?! I had enough!" she took a sharp knife and stabbed
Kazuto's eye.
"Lital!
Calm down! We have to work to survive together!" Moshe was worried.
"Shut
up!!!!" she stabbed Moshe's neck and killed him.
"You
went out of your mind! You are crazy!" Michal screamed.
Nasralla
sniffed the blood that was coming out of Kazuto and Moshe "I finally…
found something to eat…" he took two sharp knives and stabbed Lital chest,
and killed her. "Time… to eat…"
"Afik!!!!
They are starting to kill each other! They are trying to go cannibalism!"
Yifat knocked on his door. "You have to stop the show!"
"What
about the ratings? Are they high or low?"
"Why
does it matter?!!!!"
"Are
they high, or are they low?!!!!!!"
"High…"
"So
the show will continue."
"I
knew that you'd say that…. That's why I came prepared." Yifat loaded her
gun "Afik, I'm sorry! But you have to die!" She shot at Afik and
killed him. She rushed to the house, and opened he lock "You are
free!" However, all she found was Nasralla eating from the corpses. All of
the others were dead.
"More…
food…" Nasralla was hungry for blood.
"Move
away! I can shoot!"
"You
look… tasty!"
"No!!!!!"
she shot with her gun. She killed Nasralla and survived. At the end of the day,
47 participants were killed. The only ones who were able to survive were the
ones who were eliminated. Yifat was put in prison for 30 years for murdering
Afik with cold blood…
"Well…
that was a failure…" Lance said.
"Not
only we didn't get any new GYM leaders… this show caused more 48 people to die…"
Leon sighed.
"I
need some table to break!" Hassel said.
